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January 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
i hadn't scrolled down enough and only saw "gigantic cold soba noodle" and now i'm imagining one single noodle the size of a baguette
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
if we're actually casting millennial actors, i'd like to see manny jacinto (in general, but also in a role like this)
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
"trout butt" is my cellar door
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
THAT'S where i recognized him!!
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
ooohhh
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 AM
that sweet gesture fucking breaks me. the last time i watched this movie, i was going through some really rough stuff, and i remember bawling at this scene. it's so sweet and sad
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
oh man, i ordered this on new years day, might be worth emailing him
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
if i ever talk about throwing someone in the river, please assume it's this one
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
dude same i have a kid, i enjoy a glass of sauvignon blanc, and i hate the shit out of nazis
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
you're on a new plane of ideas. you're ascending
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
YES i am overjoyed for you. this is forty!!
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM