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· Jun 21
just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
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Kittie Dogg
Mother
Michigan, Births and Christenings, 1775-1995
Mother
Michigan, Births and Christenings, 1775-1995
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kittie Dogg
Mother
Michigan, Births and Christenings, 1775-1995
Mother
Michigan, Births and Christenings, 1775-1995
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
me and who
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
me and who
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
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did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
the magician's nephew! the best narnia book!!
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the magician's nephew! the best narnia book!!
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r's started watching pokemon, it's all over for me isn't it
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
r's started watching pokemon, it's all over for me isn't it
"are eyes balls?" -r
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"are eyes balls?" -r
important context: the enquirer is a conservative paper!
Page One in Cincinnati:
“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
important context: the enquirer is a conservative paper!
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NO WAGE ! Only spend 😡
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
NO WAGE ! Only spend 😡
a full choral arrangement of fish heads
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
a full choral arrangement of fish heads
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Everyone's got that one homie whose terrible, accusatory heartbeat is still audible from beneath the floorboards where you buried them
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Everyone's got that one homie whose terrible, accusatory heartbeat is still audible from beneath the floorboards where you buried them
christie masters stuck magnets on your back
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
christie masters stuck magnets on your back
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I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
this is where the fish lives!
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
this is where the fish lives!
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November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
pups tricked me by pretending she wanted to go out but what she really wanted was my spot on the couch
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
pups tricked me by pretending she wanted to go out but what she really wanted was my spot on the couch
fever! in the preschooler
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
fever! in the preschooler