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mollz
@ilikemints.bsky.social
· Jun 21
just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
god this kid must be going through a growth spurt or something, she's just nonstop pissy and whiny and she simply cannot stop eating from the moment she gets home from school to the moment she goes to bed. come february she'll be 4 feet tall
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
god this kid must be going through a growth spurt or something, she's just nonstop pissy and whiny and she simply cannot stop eating from the moment she gets home from school to the moment she goes to bed. come february she'll be 4 feet tall
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"I'm not gonna talk about-"
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
"I'm not gonna talk about-"
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
i think it's really funny the dilbert guy didn't get to die at one of the meme number ages
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i think it's really funny the dilbert guy didn't get to die at one of the meme number ages
i don't know about favorite, butwhat came to mind is in the land before time, after little foot's mom dies, the flying dinos fight over the berries, and one offers theirs to a grieving little foot, who ignores it, and the flyer moves it closer, just to make it clearer, and little foot turns away
This is a favorite question to ask. Favorite little moment of kindness in a movie? I'm thinking of Tim Blake Nelson leaving money on the sill after they steal a pie in O Brother.
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
i don't know about favorite, butwhat came to mind is in the land before time, after little foot's mom dies, the flying dinos fight over the berries, and one offers theirs to a grieving little foot, who ignores it, and the flyer moves it closer, just to make it clearer, and little foot turns away
that's maypearl, this is her town
January 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
that's maypearl, this is her town
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what the fuck is going on in this 2026
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
Monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis and AI is complicating efforts to capture them
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
bit.ly
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
what the fuck is going on in this 2026
the beautiful ohio, which means "good river" in seneca
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
the beautiful ohio, which means "good river" in seneca
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The secret that nobody want to acknowledge is that the wine moms are commie millennials now.
June 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The secret that nobody want to acknowledge is that the wine moms are commie millennials now.
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Cosmo said, "I know you are fucking lying to meeee!"
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Cosmo said, "I know you are fucking lying to meeee!"
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every once in a while i remember this door
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
every once in a while i remember this door
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When your custom character is in the cut scene
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
When your custom character is in the cut scene
r thinks traitors is called graeters
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
r thinks traitors is called graeters
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One of the most significant differences between JD Vance and opiates is that only one ever gave his mom a moment’s pleasure.
Vance doesn't have to be the kind of person furious a mother would love her child enough to keep their favorite toys in the car, but he is, and it's a hell of his own making.
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
One of the most significant differences between JD Vance and opiates is that only one ever gave his mom a moment’s pleasure.
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gotta be some use for this at some point
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
gotta be some use for this at some point
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the best antidote to blackpilling is remembering that every video you see of an ICE thug abusing their power was recorded by an American who volunteered to put themselves in harm's way for the sake of people they've likely never met and never will
/2 In light of that, I am in awe and deep respect of the people who are still showing up to monitor the ICE Gestapo, protect and defend their neighbors, do whatever they can to hold ICE to account and call out their lawlessness. What incredible bravery.
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
the best antidote to blackpilling is remembering that every video you see of an ICE thug abusing their power was recorded by an American who volunteered to put themselves in harm's way for the sake of people they've likely never met and never will
the thumbs digging into icing is so feral
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
the thumbs digging into icing is so feral
i love a vizier joke, always hits
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
i love a vizier joke, always hits
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People just want to go to a movie. They’re stung repeatedly, yet their desire for a good movie—for any movie—is so strong that all over the country they keep lining up. (1980)
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
People just want to go to a movie. They’re stung repeatedly, yet their desire for a good movie—for any movie—is so strong that all over the country they keep lining up. (1980)
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
time to fall in the pitt
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
time to fall in the pitt