Chris the Friend
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It's me. Co-host of Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast. Original Wife Guy. Original bed bro. He/They
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My wife got these because the mascot reminded them of me.
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Out now!
Oops! We dropped this week's episode a day early! It's a Christmas miracle, you can now enjoy the first episode of our Employee Picks Christmas Film Festival with Chris's pick, Episode 83: The Boy Who Saved Christmas!
Episode 83: The Boy Who Saved Christmas
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December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Out now!
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Oops! We dropped this week's episode a day early! It's a Christmas miracle, you can now enjoy the first episode of our Employee Picks Christmas Film Festival with Chris's pick, Episode 83: The Boy Who Saved Christmas!
Episode 83: The Boy Who Saved Christmas
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December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oops! We dropped this week's episode a day early! It's a Christmas miracle, you can now enjoy the first episode of our Employee Picks Christmas Film Festival with Chris's pick, Episode 83: The Boy Who Saved Christmas!
Alright. I should bang out a little Christmas shopping today, I think. We'll see how ambitious I'm feeling.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Alright. I should bang out a little Christmas shopping today, I think. We'll see how ambitious I'm feeling.
Maybe tomorrow morning we'll wake up and find out happened. Maybe tonight, in the middle of the night, my wife will shake me awake and say, "it happened." It could happen. It can happen. You could do it.
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Maybe tomorrow morning we'll wake up and find out happened. Maybe tonight, in the middle of the night, my wife will shake me awake and say, "it happened." It could happen. It can happen. You could do it.
Anna got really into this korean corn dog place lately and I have fallen in love with their kimchi fried rice. It arrives at the door with the fried egg's yolk is still runny, it's got really good bacon in there, and you get two servings worth for like 12 bucks.
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Anna got really into this korean corn dog place lately and I have fallen in love with their kimchi fried rice. It arrives at the door with the fried egg's yolk is still runny, it's got really good bacon in there, and you get two servings worth for like 12 bucks.
I'm at my favorite place in the world: my house.
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm at my favorite place in the world: my house.
They're encouraging Spirit Week silly outfits at work, but I'm not going to have a customer come in looking for some cremated remains that got delayed in transit only to find me dressed like the grinch's dog.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They're encouraging Spirit Week silly outfits at work, but I'm not going to have a customer come in looking for some cremated remains that got delayed in transit only to find me dressed like the grinch's dog.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
If I could provide a proper home for one, I would love to have an octopus in the family.
If you could own one outrageous, unreasonable, absolutely not feasible to own type animal
What would you get
It can be kinda basic (maybe an armadillo or a very unique breed of tarantula or an expensive high maintenance dog) or out there (lions tigers bears oh my)
I would get
...all of them
What would you get
It can be kinda basic (maybe an armadillo or a very unique breed of tarantula or an expensive high maintenance dog) or out there (lions tigers bears oh my)
I would get
...all of them
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If I could provide a proper home for one, I would love to have an octopus in the family.
Post your favorite pokemon? Don't mind if I do.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Post your favorite pokemon? Don't mind if I do.
It's Friday, though. They can't take that away from us.
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's Friday, though. They can't take that away from us.
Corporations like Netflix and HBO are going to buy and trade back catalogs of our most important art like they're Pokémon cards just so they can keep upping the price on streaming services, jam more ads into them, and use the library to make AI slop. Piracy is a more valid moral choice than ever.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Corporations like Netflix and HBO are going to buy and trade back catalogs of our most important art like they're Pokémon cards just so they can keep upping the price on streaming services, jam more ads into them, and use the library to make AI slop. Piracy is a more valid moral choice than ever.
If the post office was turning a profit, whose pockets would you think that money was coming from?
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If the post office was turning a profit, whose pockets would you think that money was coming from?
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Hawk Tuah the polls
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hawk Tuah the polls
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Thought this was another one of those Charlie Kirk deepfakes
Pat Spencer pounding his chest and yelling "I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER" at the Sixers crowd has me dying
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thought this was another one of those Charlie Kirk deepfakes
Movie night was a blast! A light attendance, but a fantastic movie with good company, enjoyed by all. Hope to see you all at Ernest Saves Christmas next week!
TONIGHT: Join us for a deep gaze into the mouth of madness with THE BOY WHO SAVED CHRISTMAS!
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Movie night was a blast! A light attendance, but a fantastic movie with good company, enjoyed by all. Hope to see you all at Ernest Saves Christmas next week!
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RIP Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. An icon. If you wanted a mean ass Asian bad guy in your movie, he would show up and he would crush it. Even in his worst films, he could snarl and sneer his way into being the best part.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
RIP Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. An icon. If you wanted a mean ass Asian bad guy in your movie, he would show up and he would crush it. Even in his worst films, he could snarl and sneer his way into being the best part.
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SHOW TIME!
TONIGHT: Join us for a deep gaze into the mouth of madness with THE BOY WHO SAVED CHRISTMAS!
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
SHOW TIME!
After several days of haranguing my mother for any kind of Christmas list, she finally said that she would like a gift certificate to her locally owned nail salon that has no online presence and is located several thousand miles away from me. You're getting flowers, ma. Sorry.
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
After several days of haranguing my mother for any kind of Christmas list, she finally said that she would like a gift certificate to her locally owned nail salon that has no online presence and is located several thousand miles away from me. You're getting flowers, ma. Sorry.
I don't know. I thik since this is coming from the Washington Post (owned by Bezos) I'm going to take this with a grain of salt. They've made this threat during contract negotiations. They don't want to actually be the post office if they can ge the post office to do their work for them.
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't know. I thik since this is coming from the Washington Post (owned by Bezos) I'm going to take this with a grain of salt. They've made this threat during contract negotiations. They don't want to actually be the post office if they can ge the post office to do their work for them.