Maddie Cohen
@iliketohave.fun
well I like to have fun - I try to not take life too seriously, no one gets out of here alive
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Pinned
Feeling mentally unstable
Should I trim my bush??
Should I trim my bush??
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Feeling mentally unstable
Should I trim my bush??
Should I trim my bush??
Met a cis straight woman last night who raved about how much she loooooooves giving bjs
A guy said that her husband must be really lucky
she immediately went “ -oh, eww, no, maybe on his birthday…”
Which like… ?????
If you’re A) good at it and B) love doing it… it’s a sin to not share that!
A guy said that her husband must be really lucky
she immediately went “ -oh, eww, no, maybe on his birthday…”
Which like… ?????
If you’re A) good at it and B) love doing it… it’s a sin to not share that!
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Met a cis straight woman last night who raved about how much she loooooooves giving bjs
A guy said that her husband must be really lucky
she immediately went “ -oh, eww, no, maybe on his birthday…”
Which like… ?????
If you’re A) good at it and B) love doing it… it’s a sin to not share that!
A guy said that her husband must be really lucky
she immediately went “ -oh, eww, no, maybe on his birthday…”
Which like… ?????
If you’re A) good at it and B) love doing it… it’s a sin to not share that!
Ohhhhhh I see what happened
The DOJ intern heard “redact the pedophiles” instead of PDF files
The DOJ intern heard “redact the pedophiles” instead of PDF files
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ohhhhhh I see what happened
The DOJ intern heard “redact the pedophiles” instead of PDF files
The DOJ intern heard “redact the pedophiles” instead of PDF files
tbsrpr wrapped:
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
tbsrpr wrapped:
😭😭😭
We are the children of the loads they couldn’t refuse
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
😭😭😭
Reposted by Maddie Cohen
Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition."
A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.
A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.
Tennessee whistleblower says library board chair sought private data as part of state's book purge
A First Amendment expert told The Advocate that there are "huge" legal implications stemming from the situation.
www.advocate.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition."
A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.
A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.
Yuling your tide all by yourself, handsome?
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Yuling your tide all by yourself, handsome?
Reposted by Maddie Cohen
Me trying to figure out what to listen to for today’s workout
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Me trying to figure out what to listen to for today’s workout
I’m so excited for all of this natural light in my new place
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m so excited for all of this natural light in my new place
POV: you’re a mind reader reading my mind
thinking about dick and also cock and also hairy pits and also butts and also hole and also spit and also cum and also
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
POV: you’re a mind reader reading my mind
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by Maddie Cohen
dead inside but still horny?
in this economy?
it’s more likely than you’d think!
in this economy?
it’s more likely than you’d think!
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
dead inside but still horny?
in this economy?
it’s more likely than you’d think!
in this economy?
it’s more likely than you’d think!
Can we as a society move on from times new Roman?
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Can we as a society move on from times new Roman?
My approach to conflict resolution
Who wants to start an argument
🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Who wants to start an argument
🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Okay but have you tried making out about it?
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My approach to conflict resolution
Who wants to start an argument
🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Who wants to start an argument
🥺👉🏼👈🏼
No no, you have to wait to unwrap your gift
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
No no, you have to wait to unwrap your gift
Guys cut their toenails challenge
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Guys cut their toenails challenge
Spotify unwrapped:
spotify wrapped but it’s a count of how many times you actually wore a condom in the last year
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Spotify unwrapped:
1) I fucking love touching grass
2) 99% alt text - make 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 internet 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 accessible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 for 👏🏼 disabled 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 people 👏🏼👏🏼
3) thank y’all 🥺
4) excited guys myself hope night wait finally
2) 99% alt text - make 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 internet 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 accessible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 for 👏🏼 disabled 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 people 👏🏼👏🏼
3) thank y’all 🥺
4) excited guys myself hope night wait finally
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
1) I fucking love touching grass
2) 99% alt text - make 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 internet 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 accessible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 for 👏🏼 disabled 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 people 👏🏼👏🏼
3) thank y’all 🥺
4) excited guys myself hope night wait finally
2) 99% alt text - make 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 internet 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 accessible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 for 👏🏼 disabled 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 people 👏🏼👏🏼
3) thank y’all 🥺
4) excited guys myself hope night wait finally
good morning all you theys and gays on my phone
Say it back 🥺
Say it back 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
good morning all you theys and gays on my phone
Say it back 🥺
Say it back 🥺
The brainrot is so real
I saw “it’s giving Tuesday” and my first thought was
“It sure is, diva!” Like today’s vibes are just really Tuesday coded
I saw “it’s giving Tuesday” and my first thought was
“It sure is, diva!” Like today’s vibes are just really Tuesday coded
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The brainrot is so real
I saw “it’s giving Tuesday” and my first thought was
“It sure is, diva!” Like today’s vibes are just really Tuesday coded
I saw “it’s giving Tuesday” and my first thought was
“It sure is, diva!” Like today’s vibes are just really Tuesday coded