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iliketohave.fun
Maddie Cohen
@iliketohave.fun
well I like to have fun - I try to not take life too seriously, no one gets out of here alive
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Straight people are WILD (derogatory)
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I followed up asking if she/they were poly, thinking maybe she’s slobbing on some other knobs

And she said NO!!!

Omg y’all, I felt empathy for a straight man!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
🥵🥵🥵
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh do you think she’s not pretty?…
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Oh please do
Maybe I’ll hide them and you’ll just have to keep coming back over to look for them 😇
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Omg I’m glad you found them! Haha
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We love to see it
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I don’t think so? But I also don’t get on there a ton so maybe it’s changed 😬
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Wait - does it tell them? I thought stories didn’t let people know about screenshots
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s. So. Fucking. GOOOOOOOD!!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Well if you send them to me I can help create an archival database that’s organized 😌
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
But what about Moira’s wisdom?!?
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Welcome to the club! 🫂
I’ll take a Tito’s martini, extra dirty 🥂
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Eh, I don’t think loan words equate to colonization
Languages often incorporate and change words from other languages (eg, cherry)

There are sociopolitical contexts that I think are worth considering - like why is buckaroo almost always used in a pejorative manner?…
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fun fact, buckeroo is the anglicized bastardization of vaquero 🤓
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM