Ili (萧小914)
@ilinox.bsky.social
light and night getting too real again by bringing up the crime against humanity that is women's clothing pockets LOL
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
light and night getting too real again by bringing up the crime against humanity that is women's clothing pockets LOL
this phone call is called “pocket boyfriend” and it’s adorable omg
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
this phone call is called “pocket boyfriend” and it’s adorable omg
MC: Thank you for these three months, Boss Xiao, I'll try hard to remember to charge it myself from now on ><
O: It's okay if you forget, it's done in passing. Compared to this, I don't want to see a silly girl's sad face when she realizes her batteries are dead right before she brushes her teeth
O: It's okay if you forget, it's done in passing. Compared to this, I don't want to see a silly girl's sad face when she realizes her batteries are dead right before she brushes her teeth
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
MC: Thank you for these three months, Boss Xiao, I'll try hard to remember to charge it myself from now on ><
O: It's okay if you forget, it's done in passing. Compared to this, I don't want to see a silly girl's sad face when she realizes her batteries are dead right before she brushes her teeth
O: It's okay if you forget, it's done in passing. Compared to this, I don't want to see a silly girl's sad face when she realizes her batteries are dead right before she brushes her teeth
MC: AAAHHH!? When do you charge it!? Why haven't I noticed at all!?
O: Actually, sometimes it's just placed with mine to charge together, it's just that a certain little scatterbrain has never noticed
O: Actually, sometimes it's just placed with mine to charge together, it's just that a certain little scatterbrain has never noticed
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
MC: AAAHHH!? When do you charge it!? Why haven't I noticed at all!?
O: Actually, sometimes it's just placed with mine to charge together, it's just that a certain little scatterbrain has never noticed
O: Actually, sometimes it's just placed with mine to charge together, it's just that a certain little scatterbrain has never noticed
Lil Xiao Five showed off to me how the new electric toothbrush she bought has an amazing battery life. Do I tell her that actually I’ve been charging it the entire time?
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Lil Xiao Five showed off to me how the new electric toothbrush she bought has an amazing battery life. Do I tell her that actually I’ve been charging it the entire time?
osborn’s wardrobe is going to be made cute by you one day 😆 there was those dinosaur shirts and now these onesie pajamas
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
osborn’s wardrobe is going to be made cute by you one day 😆 there was those dinosaur shirts and now these onesie pajamas
i feel a growing need to read osborn's love card because of the way his masochism peeks out here and there LOL
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i feel a growing need to read osborn's love card because of the way his masochism peeks out here and there LOL
the 5th birthday card really shows how osborn’s love is grounded and very real. love is “idealized” only in a way where it allows for messy and “ugly” emotions
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the 5th birthday card really shows how osborn’s love is grounded and very real. love is “idealized” only in a way where it allows for messy and “ugly” emotions
😂 the things you’re learning here, like how osborn knows how to work public opinion and even loops in pu ning to get someone to divulge that you already have a boyfriend
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
😂 the things you’re learning here, like how osborn knows how to work public opinion and even loops in pu ning to get someone to divulge that you already have a boyfriend
thinking on it more, if 4th birthday was osborn feeling your unconditional love, then 5th birthday is definitely you feeling osborn's unconditional love 🥺
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
thinking on it more, if 4th birthday was osborn feeling your unconditional love, then 5th birthday is definitely you feeling osborn's unconditional love 🥺
THE SEXUAL TENSION HERE 😳 but also osborn doing his very best to show how much you mean to him and how much you affect him
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
THE SEXUAL TENSION HERE 😳 but also osborn doing his very best to show how much you mean to him and how much you affect him
in the early stages of the relationship you were afraid that osborn was too much of a wild spirit and wouldn’t stay in one place for long. now you want to “catch up” to him, because he’s so good 😭 this is a good mature take on insecurities in a relationship
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
in the early stages of the relationship you were afraid that osborn was too much of a wild spirit and wouldn’t stay in one place for long. now you want to “catch up” to him, because he’s so good 😭 this is a good mature take on insecurities in a relationship
the role reversal 🥺 you’ve always been the one helping osborn celebrate his victories and now he celebrates yours (and the racing team continues to provide hilarious “help”)
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the role reversal 🥺 you’ve always been the one helping osborn celebrate his victories and now he celebrates yours (and the racing team continues to provide hilarious “help”)
i was curious on how osborn would interpret the concept of “genderless” and omg the writers described him like a god looking down on people and how his presence makes people want to follow him regardless of his gender
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i was curious on how osborn would interpret the concept of “genderless” and omg the writers described him like a god looking down on people and how his presence makes people want to follow him regardless of his gender
the challenge for the last episode of the competition is really interesting too, all the fashion designers are supposed to make “genderless” clothing, something that blurs the boundary of gender
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the challenge for the last episode of the competition is really interesting too, all the fashion designers are supposed to make “genderless” clothing, something that blurs the boundary of gender
i love this section so much 😭 you and osborn can “fight” side by side not only on the battlefield, but also in your industry. you design something only he can wear and he interprets and displays your concept as a natural model
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i love this section so much 😭 you and osborn can “fight” side by side not only on the battlefield, but also in your industry. you design something only he can wear and he interprets and displays your concept as a natural model
the bounty hunter will always collect his dues (the sex you put off) 🤭 okay but i like this serious discussion on whether or not to clear up your relationship with theo and how that’s likely futile with the current state of things
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
the bounty hunter will always collect his dues (the sex you put off) 🤭 okay but i like this serious discussion on whether or not to clear up your relationship with theo and how that’s likely futile with the current state of things
O: I don’t care about that. In short, seeing that guy unhappy makes me happy.
MC: Gloating at another’s misfortune? You’re so bad!
> I teased him half-jokingly and half-seriously, but Osborn became even more proud instead and his smile widened larger.
MC: Gloating at another’s misfortune? You’re so bad!
> I teased him half-jokingly and half-seriously, but Osborn became even more proud instead and his smile widened larger.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
O: I don’t care about that. In short, seeing that guy unhappy makes me happy.
MC: Gloating at another’s misfortune? You’re so bad!
> I teased him half-jokingly and half-seriously, but Osborn became even more proud instead and his smile widened larger.
MC: Gloating at another’s misfortune? You’re so bad!
> I teased him half-jokingly and half-seriously, but Osborn became even more proud instead and his smile widened larger.
虽然但是 😂 people on the internet are shipping you and theo together. the writers really grasped the mentality of the internet and how shippers can inflate any small interaction LOL
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
虽然但是 😂 people on the internet are shipping you and theo together. the writers really grasped the mentality of the internet and how shippers can inflate any small interaction LOL
osborn remembers the “enemies” in your industry better than you 😆 this just makes you look better though since you don’t bother about these small things
LOL i love how light and night explicitly writes a scene where you turn down sex with the men
LOL i love how light and night explicitly writes a scene where you turn down sex with the men
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
osborn remembers the “enemies” in your industry better than you 😆 this just makes you look better though since you don’t bother about these small things
LOL i love how light and night explicitly writes a scene where you turn down sex with the men
LOL i love how light and night explicitly writes a scene where you turn down sex with the men
- permanent resident of the winner’s podium
- committee of overtaking cars on curves
- challenger of the extremes of tires
🤣 what are these “vague” descriptions for osborn. he accepts being a model to help out the recording, but his main reason is to see you
- committee of overtaking cars on curves
- challenger of the extremes of tires
🤣 what are these “vague” descriptions for osborn. he accepts being a model to help out the recording, but his main reason is to see you
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
- permanent resident of the winner’s podium
- committee of overtaking cars on curves
- challenger of the extremes of tires
🤣 what are these “vague” descriptions for osborn. he accepts being a model to help out the recording, but his main reason is to see you
- committee of overtaking cars on curves
- challenger of the extremes of tires
🤣 what are these “vague” descriptions for osborn. he accepts being a model to help out the recording, but his main reason is to see you
O: Dummy Lil Xiao Five, you’ve got the main point wrong.
O: Don’t tell me you think that when I hear you say, “Osborn, you’ll definitely win the championship”, the main point is the championship?
> I looked at him blankly and Osborn stared at me seriously.
O: Don’t tell me you think that when I hear you say, “Osborn, you’ll definitely win the championship”, the main point is the championship?
> I looked at him blankly and Osborn stared at me seriously.
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
O: Dummy Lil Xiao Five, you’ve got the main point wrong.
O: Don’t tell me you think that when I hear you say, “Osborn, you’ll definitely win the championship”, the main point is the championship?
> I looked at him blankly and Osborn stared at me seriously.
O: Don’t tell me you think that when I hear you say, “Osborn, you’ll definitely win the championship”, the main point is the championship?
> I looked at him blankly and Osborn stared at me seriously.
[2nd HEART]
all this praise about how quickly osborn adapts to new identities! but also, the way you know him so well you can even hear his voice in your head and the sentences he would say 🤭
all this praise about how quickly osborn adapts to new identities! but also, the way you know him so well you can even hear his voice in your head and the sentences he would say 🤭
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
[2nd HEART]
all this praise about how quickly osborn adapts to new identities! but also, the way you know him so well you can even hear his voice in your head and the sentences he would say 🤭
all this praise about how quickly osborn adapts to new identities! but also, the way you know him so well you can even hear his voice in your head and the sentences he would say 🤭
1.314km = After finishing this walking path, we will walk together for the rest of our lives.
5.20km = Stepping onto this walking path, the end of the path is that I love you.
do i want to know how many nests sherry has 🤭
5.20km = Stepping onto this walking path, the end of the path is that I love you.
do i want to know how many nests sherry has 🤭
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
1.314km = After finishing this walking path, we will walk together for the rest of our lives.
5.20km = Stepping onto this walking path, the end of the path is that I love you.
do i want to know how many nests sherry has 🤭
5.20km = Stepping onto this walking path, the end of the path is that I love you.
do i want to know how many nests sherry has 🤭
this reminder that you and charlie have houses all over the world 😂 a bird will be a bird, especially a male bird trying to impress his mate
🥺 one life together isn’t enough for charlie
🥺 one life together isn’t enough for charlie
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
this reminder that you and charlie have houses all over the world 😂 a bird will be a bird, especially a male bird trying to impress his mate
🥺 one life together isn’t enough for charlie
🥺 one life together isn’t enough for charlie