Ili (萧小914)
@ilinox.bsky.social
I'M SO SORRY XIAO ONE 😭 i'm not hitting you...
but anyway i'm looking at osborn's dreamland card with xiao one sleeping on him and 🤨 you two seem to get along LOL in the end, osborn doesn't care about xiao one getting shocked though but he instantly cares about you getting shocked 😂
but anyway i'm looking at osborn's dreamland card with xiao one sleeping on him and 🤨 you two seem to get along LOL in the end, osborn doesn't care about xiao one getting shocked though but he instantly cares about you getting shocked 😂
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'M SO SORRY XIAO ONE 😭 i'm not hitting you...
but anyway i'm looking at osborn's dreamland card with xiao one sleeping on him and 🤨 you two seem to get along LOL in the end, osborn doesn't care about xiao one getting shocked though but he instantly cares about you getting shocked 😂
but anyway i'm looking at osborn's dreamland card with xiao one sleeping on him and 🤨 you two seem to get along LOL in the end, osborn doesn't care about xiao one getting shocked though but he instantly cares about you getting shocked 😂
MC: Recently, when I touch you, I get hit a lot too QAQ
O: Hm? No wonder there's been a lot less cuddling and hugging these days. I'll go look up ways to prevent static electricity right now
O: Hm? No wonder there's been a lot less cuddling and hugging these days. I'll go look up ways to prevent static electricity right now
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
MC: Recently, when I touch you, I get hit a lot too QAQ
O: Hm? No wonder there's been a lot less cuddling and hugging these days. I'll go look up ways to prevent static electricity right now
O: Hm? No wonder there's been a lot less cuddling and hugging these days. I'll go look up ways to prevent static electricity right now
MC: No wonder Little Xiao One hasn't been intimate with me lately!
O: Just going from snuggled in your arms to squeezed in next to you counts as not intimate? By that standard, Lil Xiao One has never been intimate with me
O: Just going from snuggled in your arms to squeezed in next to you counts as not intimate? By that standard, Lil Xiao One has never been intimate with me
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
MC: No wonder Little Xiao One hasn't been intimate with me lately!
O: Just going from snuggled in your arms to squeezed in next to you counts as not intimate? By that standard, Lil Xiao One has never been intimate with me
O: Just going from snuggled in your arms to squeezed in next to you counts as not intimate? By that standard, Lil Xiao One has never been intimate with me
MC: Cat listens to lecture, cat good. Human hits cat with static electricity, human bad.
O: This “bad human” is in front of the good cat right now explaining the static electricity of the sweater just now for you. You sure you don’t want to change your words?
O: This “bad human” is in front of the good cat right now explaining the static electricity of the sweater just now for you. You sure you don’t want to change your words?
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
MC: Cat listens to lecture, cat good. Human hits cat with static electricity, human bad.
O: This “bad human” is in front of the good cat right now explaining the static electricity of the sweater just now for you. You sure you don’t want to change your words?
O: This “bad human” is in front of the good cat right now explaining the static electricity of the sweater just now for you. You sure you don’t want to change your words?
there's something wrong with my mind with the way i read chicken breast because i was thinking it had something to do with charlie 😭 i also thought the "little tails" were going to be birds or ducklings hahaha
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
there's something wrong with my mind with the way i read chicken breast because i was thinking it had something to do with charlie 😭 i also thought the "little tails" were going to be birds or ducklings hahaha
MC: This is a genuine customer review: The facts prove that this place's chicken breast is seriously really delicious!
C: Next time we'll buy more then, so that my fiancee and the cats and dogs can all enjoy it to their hearts' content.
C: Next time we'll buy more then, so that my fiancee and the cats and dogs can all enjoy it to their hearts' content.
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
MC: This is a genuine customer review: The facts prove that this place's chicken breast is seriously really delicious!
C: Next time we'll buy more then, so that my fiancee and the cats and dogs can all enjoy it to their hearts' content.
C: Next time we'll buy more then, so that my fiancee and the cats and dogs can all enjoy it to their hearts' content.
[BOWLING IT OFF]: When we step up, we easily get “the pins to come to our balls”!
😅 i think charlie is playing with the idiom 手到擒来 (stretching out a hand and grabbing something; very easy) but this is impossible to translate
😅 i think charlie is playing with the idiom 手到擒来 (stretching out a hand and grabbing something; very easy) but this is impossible to translate
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[BOWLING IT OFF]: When we step up, we easily get “the pins to come to our balls”!
😅 i think charlie is playing with the idiom 手到擒来 (stretching out a hand and grabbing something; very easy) but this is impossible to translate
😅 i think charlie is playing with the idiom 手到擒来 (stretching out a hand and grabbing something; very easy) but this is impossible to translate
I’m doing a brief city walk with my fiancée, but why are there more and more little tails behind us?
MC: Our two-person world… became a cat and dog tour trip QAQ
C: I’ll make up for it right now, this whole weekend will be our two-person world. Is my fiancée satisfied?
MC: Our two-person world… became a cat and dog tour trip QAQ
C: I’ll make up for it right now, this whole weekend will be our two-person world. Is my fiancée satisfied?
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m doing a brief city walk with my fiancée, but why are there more and more little tails behind us?
MC: Our two-person world… became a cat and dog tour trip QAQ
C: I’ll make up for it right now, this whole weekend will be our two-person world. Is my fiancée satisfied?
MC: Our two-person world… became a cat and dog tour trip QAQ
C: I’ll make up for it right now, this whole weekend will be our two-person world. Is my fiancée satisfied?
I looked at them and discovered without any surprise
That I miss her again
🥺 the exquisite meaning of 想TA in chinese, both being that you miss someone and you’re thinking about them (all the time)
That I miss her again
🥺 the exquisite meaning of 想TA in chinese, both being that you miss someone and you’re thinking about them (all the time)
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I looked at them and discovered without any surprise
That I miss her again
🥺 the exquisite meaning of 想TA in chinese, both being that you miss someone and you’re thinking about them (all the time)
That I miss her again
🥺 the exquisite meaning of 想TA in chinese, both being that you miss someone and you’re thinking about them (all the time)
In the morning, Uncle Ji sent our clothes off for cleaning
But he brought back some things in their pockets
There was a VIP black card for a gym
With a little lion sticker on it that she drew herself
And the energy bars I prepared for her these days
But he brought back some things in their pockets
There was a VIP black card for a gym
With a little lion sticker on it that she drew herself
And the energy bars I prepared for her these days
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
In the morning, Uncle Ji sent our clothes off for cleaning
But he brought back some things in their pockets
There was a VIP black card for a gym
With a little lion sticker on it that she drew herself
And the energy bars I prepared for her these days
But he brought back some things in their pockets
There was a VIP black card for a gym
With a little lion sticker on it that she drew herself
And the energy bars I prepared for her these days
charlie has so many membership and vip cards that he needs a card holder and it looks like a waterfall 😂 there are no "coincidental meetings" with charlie at this rate because this man buys out entire facilities near you
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
charlie has so many membership and vip cards that he needs a card holder and it looks like a waterfall 😂 there are no "coincidental meetings" with charlie at this rate because this man buys out entire facilities near you
> He placed that one-of-a-kind VIP black card in my hand and spoke with a smile.
C: This handsome guy welcomes you to come watch often.
C: This handsome guy welcomes you to come watch often.
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
> He placed that one-of-a-kind VIP black card in my hand and spoke with a smile.
C: This handsome guy welcomes you to come watch often.
C: This handsome guy welcomes you to come watch often.
C: I want my darling to see the moment where I dashingly shed sweat with her own eyes.
C: It's a pity my fiancee never passed this place even once. So sad...
MC: I'll definitely come here often to watch in the future! Hehe, who doesn't love to see a handsome guy do sports?
C: It's a pity my fiancee never passed this place even once. So sad...
MC: I'll definitely come here often to watch in the future! Hehe, who doesn't love to see a handsome guy do sports?
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
C: I want my darling to see the moment where I dashingly shed sweat with her own eyes.
C: It's a pity my fiancee never passed this place even once. So sad...
MC: I'll definitely come here often to watch in the future! Hehe, who doesn't love to see a handsome guy do sports?
C: It's a pity my fiancee never passed this place even once. So sad...
MC: I'll definitely come here often to watch in the future! Hehe, who doesn't love to see a handsome guy do sports?
> His right hand casually rummaged around and he soon found a VIP black card with a lion sticker on it.
MC: Isn't this the sticker I gave you? But why do I have the feeling that you're the only VIP here.
C: Excellent, haven't you noticed that this place is very close to your home?
MC: Isn't this the sticker I gave you? But why do I have the feeling that you're the only VIP here.
C: Excellent, haven't you noticed that this place is very close to your home?
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
> His right hand casually rummaged around and he soon found a VIP black card with a lion sticker on it.
MC: Isn't this the sticker I gave you? But why do I have the feeling that you're the only VIP here.
C: Excellent, haven't you noticed that this place is very close to your home?
MC: Isn't this the sticker I gave you? But why do I have the feeling that you're the only VIP here.
C: Excellent, haven't you noticed that this place is very close to your home?
> I turned my head to look at Charlie, who was next to me, only to see him pull out a card holder from his pocket.
> He pinched one of the cards in his left hand and the rest of the cards trailed down like a waterfall.
> He pinched one of the cards in his left hand and the rest of the cards trailed down like a waterfall.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
> I turned my head to look at Charlie, who was next to me, only to see him pull out a card holder from his pocket.
> He pinched one of the cards in his left hand and the rest of the cards trailed down like a waterfall.
> He pinched one of the cards in his left hand and the rest of the cards trailed down like a waterfall.
> When we passed a top-grade indoor sports centre, I noticed it had comprehensive equipment, but there was no one there.
MC: Huh? What’s with this? Could it be that it’s not open for business?
C: It’s because they’re only open to VIPs.
MC: Huh? What’s with this? Could it be that it’s not open for business?
C: It’s because they’re only open to VIPs.
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
> When we passed a top-grade indoor sports centre, I noticed it had comprehensive equipment, but there was no one there.
MC: Huh? What’s with this? Could it be that it’s not open for business?
C: It’s because they’re only open to VIPs.
MC: Huh? What’s with this? Could it be that it’s not open for business?
C: It’s because they’re only open to VIPs.
absolutely amazing god-tier date because not only did it explore a new side to osborn (his stardom) but it also talked about the quality of love, the dull period of a relationship, and your insecurities in this 4th year
【寰目焦点】 Global Focus. the temptation to call this card mr. worldwide 🤭
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
absolutely amazing god-tier date because not only did it explore a new side to osborn (his stardom) but it also talked about the quality of love, the dull period of a relationship, and your insecurities in this 4th year
light and night getting too real again by bringing up the crime against humanity that is women's clothing pockets LOL
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
light and night getting too real again by bringing up the crime against humanity that is women's clothing pockets LOL
this phone call is called “pocket boyfriend” and it’s adorable omg
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
this phone call is called “pocket boyfriend” and it’s adorable omg
🥰 the domestic life with osborn charging your electronics for you in passing with his stuff. i cannot stop laughing at pu ning in the comments though, he has a really thick skin and endless optimism for miracles
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
🥰 the domestic life with osborn charging your electronics for you in passing with his stuff. i cannot stop laughing at pu ning in the comments though, he has a really thick skin and endless optimism for miracles
MC: Thank you for these three months, Boss Xiao, I'll try hard to remember to charge it myself from now on ><
O: It's okay if you forget, it's done in passing. Compared to this, I don't want to see a silly girl's sad face when she realizes her batteries are dead right before she brushes her teeth
O: It's okay if you forget, it's done in passing. Compared to this, I don't want to see a silly girl's sad face when she realizes her batteries are dead right before she brushes her teeth
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
MC: Thank you for these three months, Boss Xiao, I'll try hard to remember to charge it myself from now on ><
O: It's okay if you forget, it's done in passing. Compared to this, I don't want to see a silly girl's sad face when she realizes her batteries are dead right before she brushes her teeth
O: It's okay if you forget, it's done in passing. Compared to this, I don't want to see a silly girl's sad face when she realizes her batteries are dead right before she brushes her teeth
MC: AAAHHH!? When do you charge it!? Why haven't I noticed at all!?
O: Actually, sometimes it's just placed with mine to charge together, it's just that a certain little scatterbrain has never noticed
O: Actually, sometimes it's just placed with mine to charge together, it's just that a certain little scatterbrain has never noticed
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
MC: AAAHHH!? When do you charge it!? Why haven't I noticed at all!?
O: Actually, sometimes it's just placed with mine to charge together, it's just that a certain little scatterbrain has never noticed
O: Actually, sometimes it's just placed with mine to charge together, it's just that a certain little scatterbrain has never noticed
PN: Bro, I always forget to charge the electric toothbrush I keep at the racing team too!
SQH: If Brother Xiao gives any attention to you, I'll write my name backwards.
SQH: If Brother Xiao gives any attention to you, I'll write my name backwards.
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
PN: Bro, I always forget to charge the electric toothbrush I keep at the racing team too!
SQH: If Brother Xiao gives any attention to you, I'll write my name backwards.
SQH: If Brother Xiao gives any attention to you, I'll write my name backwards.