Illinois Law Cat
@illinoisguy.bsky.social
Lawyer by day; lawyer by night.
The Hawaiian royal family would like a word.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Hawaiian royal family would like a word.
There is a Clerks 3! It’s actually pretty good.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There is a Clerks 3! It’s actually pretty good.
This interaction is incredible. I’m on the edge of my seat for updates.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This interaction is incredible. I’m on the edge of my seat for updates.
Yep that was the biggest benefit to my wife. She was prescribed them for diabetes but turns out the biggest side benefits were no migraines and better sleep.
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yep that was the biggest benefit to my wife. She was prescribed them for diabetes but turns out the biggest side benefits were no migraines and better sleep.
You’d better be prepared for the answer.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You’d better be prepared for the answer.
Law and Order: Big Box Store Loss Prevention
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Law and Order: Big Box Store Loss Prevention
It’s more dangerous that way — we will be living in a post truth environment.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s more dangerous that way — we will be living in a post truth environment.
This man went to Yale. What a grifting bastard.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This man went to Yale. What a grifting bastard.
I need to dress some of my clients up as turkeys and put them on a bus to Washington DC.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I need to dress some of my clients up as turkeys and put them on a bus to Washington DC.
“No, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.” Man if I had a nickel for every time a judge told me that from the bench.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
“No, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.” Man if I had a nickel for every time a judge told me that from the bench.
Yep. Truman’s goo man? Elvis Presley. Most people don’t know that’s how he got discovered into show business.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yep. Truman’s goo man? Elvis Presley. Most people don’t know that’s how he got discovered into show business.
I’m happy to hear it, and it’s good to know the limits of the field. I’ve thought about trying to write for a living but I’m the sole breadwinner in a three person house. Probably not feasible and it’s good to manage expectations.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m happy to hear it, and it’s good to know the limits of the field. I’ve thought about trying to write for a living but I’m the sole breadwinner in a three person house. Probably not feasible and it’s good to manage expectations.
The worst part about all of this nonsense for a decade is these people that are destroying the country are the most unserious people on earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The worst part about all of this nonsense for a decade is these people that are destroying the country are the most unserious people on earth.
I remember the diamond mines being particularly challenging.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I remember the diamond mines being particularly challenging.
Law also requires far more in person, legitimate collaboration to be successful. It’s not just a buzzword in our business. Sometimes you have to pour the file out on a table and sift through it with other attorneys and paralegals.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Law also requires far more in person, legitimate collaboration to be successful. It’s not just a buzzword in our business. Sometimes you have to pour the file out on a table and sift through it with other attorneys and paralegals.
I don’t really think Bari Weiss is a bad actor. I think she’s honestly working in good faith, but she’s dumb as a box of rocks and that’s where we got where we are.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don’t really think Bari Weiss is a bad actor. I think she’s honestly working in good faith, but she’s dumb as a box of rocks and that’s where we got where we are.
Did you go to Ole Miss for undergrad or law school? I have beef with their law school admissions department. (Although the older I get the funnier it is).
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Did you go to Ole Miss for undergrad or law school? I have beef with their law school admissions department. (Although the older I get the funnier it is).
This is honestly the first time I appreciated an AI response.
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is honestly the first time I appreciated an AI response.