The Mighty Illintangy
@illintangy.bsky.social
I will fight to the death to defend our Miracle-Gro.
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I will fight to the death to defend our Miracle-Gro.
I would like one (1) Dow please
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I would like one (1) Dow please
WAY better than bottled lemon juice.
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
WAY better than bottled lemon juice.
Write it up and get it in front of Deutsche Bank. There’s only upside here.
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Write it up and get it in front of Deutsche Bank. There’s only upside here.
Yeah, in February I was cancelling a domestic business trip and missing a show I was really, really looking forward to.
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Yeah, in February I was cancelling a domestic business trip and missing a show I was really, really looking forward to.
Oh, I remember too. I was in LA and a Kings fan back then. It was so, so stupid. I mean, why did someone like McSorley of all people need to do that? Just breathtakingly dumb.
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Oh, I remember too. I was in LA and a Kings fan back then. It was so, so stupid. I mean, why did someone like McSorley of all people need to do that? Just breathtakingly dumb.
I admire your grudge-holding prowess
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I admire your grudge-holding prowess
Wow! I just woke up from a 25 year coma and am learning this for the first time! I need a shave!
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Wow! I just woke up from a 25 year coma and am learning this for the first time! I need a shave!
I am going to get two of them and make them kiss
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I am going to get two of them and make them kiss
That’s an insane argument. If you think “detention and removal were authorized by statute and the Constitution” but a court held otherwise, then they were NOT authorized. Simple as that!
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
That’s an insane argument. If you think “detention and removal were authorized by statute and the Constitution” but a court held otherwise, then they were NOT authorized. Simple as that!
This takes me back to The Little Prince tbqh
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This takes me back to The Little Prince tbqh
Hell yeah I’m going to enjoy the SIMPLE PLEASURES
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Hell yeah I’m going to enjoy the SIMPLE PLEASURES
NURSE: Okay, now you’re just gonna clamp on that metal collar around your neck. Yes it’s a little cold! Make sure it’s nice and tight! Now it will palpate your lymph nodes
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
NURSE: Okay, now you’re just gonna clamp on that metal collar around your neck. Yes it’s a little cold! Make sure it’s nice and tight! Now it will palpate your lymph nodes
The revelation that white glue is often substituted for milk in food photography has never seemed more obvious
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The revelation that white glue is often substituted for milk in food photography has never seemed more obvious
They may be young, drunk, and horny, but they understand the assignment
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
They may be young, drunk, and horny, but they understand the assignment
You’re giving him too much credit IMO
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
You’re giving him too much credit IMO
It’s great how immediately after the song ends it goes “what if you could clean your retainer at the touch of a button?” I love YouTube.
But seriously though that’s the good stuff. Thanks.
But seriously though that’s the good stuff. Thanks.
January 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
It’s great how immediately after the song ends it goes “what if you could clean your retainer at the touch of a button?” I love YouTube.
But seriously though that’s the good stuff. Thanks.
But seriously though that’s the good stuff. Thanks.
Ed fucking Meese is still around? We ARE in hell.
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Ed fucking Meese is still around? We ARE in hell.
“Which civil rights?”
“Oh, you know the ones.”
“Oh, you know the ones.”
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
“Which civil rights?”
“Oh, you know the ones.”
“Oh, you know the ones.”
Nobody ever talks about my narrowing gyre ☹️
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Nobody ever talks about my narrowing gyre ☹️
Excellent idea. And they also should get a tiny Italian plumber to play Mario.
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Excellent idea. And they also should get a tiny Italian plumber to play Mario.
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I think opposition to abortion is actually a great place to situate a working definition of fascism. The baseless desire for control over the bodies of an underclass, reaffirmed as such by that control.
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January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I think opposition to abortion is actually a great place to situate a working definition of fascism. The baseless desire for control over the bodies of an underclass, reaffirmed as such by that control.
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