Ilmar Kerm
ilmarkerm.eu
Ilmar Kerm
@ilmarkerm.eu
Oracle ACE Pro, SYM42, injured runner, otherwise normal
Database infrastructure, automation
@vomstein.bsky.social maybe character/alphabet based, the only thing common with your test sentence and Estonian is the existence of “ü”
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Microservice troubleshooting with @ppiipuu.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A unique twist on why to take the stairs
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
12 on Monday, according to American big-tech
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Reminds me of the Sheldon-Amy conversation about triple-negations. Was Oracle inspired by it? :)
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The upcoming ACE meeting starts in an ominous way.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Some paper books arrived
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I like when people gather, sit quietly and listen an album in full. Later discuss with the artist and geek out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
UKOUG, awwww cute
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why car rental is so cheap in Croatia- damage gets invented and 500€ added to bill. What a tourist ripoff Avis. I do have a before video, all these scratches visible.
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Dubrovnik panorama fail 🤦
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
More (local) wine, slides need finishing
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Accommodation for tonight, near šibenik country side. Olive farm. Now let’s watch the sun set and tomorrow to Rovinj.
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dubrovnik apartment amenities
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Please do not Americanise our news. Since when is ”a football pitch” a valid unit of measurement? It’s not even helpful if there are 600 of them.
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Office days are hard
September 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I don't think I have visited UK after brexit... lets go and see how it has changed
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Dinner tonight- Nordic Mediterranean fusion confusion. Simplest easiest potatoes + dill + chanterelle-sauce with expensive tuna steak
September 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
4x 125% FTP next. The horror
September 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Bsod troubleshooting in room 3. @dohdatabase.com is this how 4am upgrade troubleshooting looks like in the cold datacenter
September 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Fdj database team stocking up supplies in cph for poug
September 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Talking about DB monitoring for developers, this was my attempt, very simple dashboard for developers who do not care about details. Select your application (service on database side) and it will show you these basic details. I don't think it really worked, but at least I think it should be useful:)
August 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Then you cannot label your work "Green". If you use AI, then you must label it with these. Actually, the first is nice "green"
August 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Don't use AI
August 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
New Oracle 23ai sticker!
August 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM