Ilmar Kerm
ilmarkerm.eu
Ilmar Kerm
@ilmarkerm.eu
Oracle ACE Pro, SYM42, injured runner, otherwise normal
Database infrastructure, automation
Thanks, I’ll remember it when the need comes
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Damn the ”shavers only” plug in bathroom does not start charging the laptop. Need to go shopping then :(
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I haven't bothered to search why Aus has all the bizarre killer animals, but NZ has none. Is Aus is an ancient land and NZ is relatively new (volcanic?) island? Something like that?
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
12 on Monday, according to American big-tech
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
And endless rain:)
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yes, you were Amy and SQL committee was Sheldon
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Quadruple Negative
YouTube video by utexascnsquest
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
”What we are, unapologetically, is hostile to people who seem to be unwilling to think or to do their own homework before asking questions.”
a cartoon monkey wearing heart shaped sunglasses holds a piece of paper
ALT: a cartoon monkey wearing heart shaped sunglasses holds a piece of paper
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I remember someone writing a long blog post about how to write requests for help, can't find it now. was it you? Tom? Like that: www.zdnet.com/article/how-...
How developers should ask for help
Few people are better qualified than Tom Kyte to instruct developers on how to form questions asking for help.
www.zdnet.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
But that cry for help ends with. Here are a few more TECHNICAL details: * It was set up by X.Y, * It wasn't me, * I did this and that, and thot, but I don't actually tell you what the problem is, * I raised JIRA, but this didn't help, jira does not mention what was done not how it didn't help.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Is the photo taken before or after vacation?
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I now see that their return system has synced with the rest of their systems overnight, and I can start a return. Eventual consistency.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Ok, how do I return it... webpage for returns goes in circles. "This item is eligible for return after delivery. If delivered contact us." -> Contact us page goes back to returns page. What a sh*
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM