Il Neige
@ilneige.bsky.social
Songwriter, geek rocker. Featured on CNN and The Dr. Demento Show
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The guy in my protein powder didn’t have a team, so I gave him one.
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The guy in my protein powder didn’t have a team, so I gave him one.
...why do I have the same guitar as the lady in the Total Wine commercial?
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
...why do I have the same guitar as the lady in the Total Wine commercial?
...yes, that's how parody works.
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
...yes, that's how parody works.
Working with some Pokemon footage from the internet archive. Are these artifacts accurate to the official blu rays? Just wondering if this if the result of fan meddling, or the 500 points of failure that come with restoring 90s anime.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Working with some Pokemon footage from the internet archive. Are these artifacts accurate to the official blu rays? Just wondering if this if the result of fan meddling, or the 500 points of failure that come with restoring 90s anime.
In response to a video about the flooded Guitar Center near me...how the hell do you combat this level of stupid?
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
In response to a video about the flooded Guitar Center near me...how the hell do you combat this level of stupid?
Oh hey, it’s time to learn nothing from my recent Harley Benton purge…
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh hey, it’s time to learn nothing from my recent Harley Benton purge…
I lost my hat on the drop at Tiana’s Bayou Adventure and am having trouble coping…
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I lost my hat on the drop at Tiana’s Bayou Adventure and am having trouble coping…
Uh…is this cringe as hell? My sister found this strap while thrifting.
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Uh…is this cringe as hell? My sister found this strap while thrifting.
shiny hunting with the one disability that makes shiny hunting harder.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
shiny hunting with the one disability that makes shiny hunting harder.
Like…you know who owns a Frankenstrat? Daddy Derrick from those fucking Cool Cat movies.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Like…you know who owns a Frankenstrat? Daddy Derrick from those fucking Cool Cat movies.
Why the fuck am I living out a Marge episode?
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Why the fuck am I living out a Marge episode?
Shut it the fuck down
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Shut it the fuck down
For no reason at all, here’s Mikey from My Chemical Romance repping my home team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
For no reason at all, here’s Mikey from My Chemical Romance repping my home team.
Earning the shiny charm AFK like an adult.
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Earning the shiny charm AFK like an adult.
This came together way better than I had hoped.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This came together way better than I had hoped.
Every negative review of the shoulder holsters is from a gun nut complaining that they’re not suitable for every day carry. Buddy, how many convenience store robberies are you expecting to stop by dual wielding pistols?
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Every negative review of the shoulder holsters is from a gun nut complaining that they’re not suitable for every day carry. Buddy, how many convenience store robberies are you expecting to stop by dual wielding pistols?
Gonna tell my kids this was Club Penguin.
October 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Club Penguin.
