Il Neige
@ilneige.bsky.social
Songwriter, geek rocker. Featured on CNN and The Dr. Demento Show
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Il Neige
@ilneige.bsky.social
· Nov 9
BE LIKE BULBASAUR | Rock That Pokemon 001 | Original Ska Song | Il Neige
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Oh right, I’ve posted literally none of my stuff here yet.
There’s some dust on this series at the moment, but here’s “Rock That Pokemon,” where I try to songwrite my way through the Pokedex. It’s…taking a while.
youtu.be/a9ioQbltCtc?...
There’s some dust on this series at the moment, but here’s “Rock That Pokemon,” where I try to songwrite my way through the Pokedex. It’s…taking a while.
youtu.be/a9ioQbltCtc?...
The guy in my protein powder didn’t have a team, so I gave him one.
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The guy in my protein powder didn’t have a team, so I gave him one.
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Holy fuck. Forget “what would Walt do?” Eisner wouldn’t even consider this.
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Holy fuck. Forget “what would Walt do?” Eisner wouldn’t even consider this.
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“You’re just jealous because (insert name of problematic individual) is popular”
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“You’re just jealous because (insert name of problematic individual) is popular”
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
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@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao
...why do I have the same guitar as the lady in the Total Wine commercial?
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
...why do I have the same guitar as the lady in the Total Wine commercial?
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Jimmy Fallon:
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Jimmy Fallon:
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2026 is close.
Lock in.
Lock in.
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
2026 is close.
Lock in.
Lock in.
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A grim reminder he has been a benighted presence in American public life for so long a guy who died in 1998 had a firm opinion about him.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A grim reminder he has been a benighted presence in American public life for so long a guy who died in 1998 had a firm opinion about him.
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'Tis the season... for family.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
'Tis the season... for family.
There's an Omnichord for sale near me for the low low price of...$300, which is by far the best deal I've seen for one of these in a while.
Still kicking myself for selling mine. It only cost me $75 back in the day.
Still kicking myself for selling mine. It only cost me $75 back in the day.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There's an Omnichord for sale near me for the low low price of...$300, which is by far the best deal I've seen for one of these in a while.
Still kicking myself for selling mine. It only cost me $75 back in the day.
Still kicking myself for selling mine. It only cost me $75 back in the day.
...yes, that's how parody works.
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
...yes, that's how parody works.
Can't afford Netflix? Give platelets! You're stuck in that chair for like 3 hours. Plenty of time for Frankenstein or the new Knives Out, and you usually get a gift card at the end.
Oh, and it also helps cancer patients.
Oh, and it also helps cancer patients.
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Can't afford Netflix? Give platelets! You're stuck in that chair for like 3 hours. Plenty of time for Frankenstein or the new Knives Out, and you usually get a gift card at the end.
Oh, and it also helps cancer patients.
Oh, and it also helps cancer patients.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
Working with some Pokemon footage from the internet archive. Are these artifacts accurate to the official blu rays? Just wondering if this if the result of fan meddling, or the 500 points of failure that come with restoring 90s anime.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Working with some Pokemon footage from the internet archive. Are these artifacts accurate to the official blu rays? Just wondering if this if the result of fan meddling, or the 500 points of failure that come with restoring 90s anime.
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Trying to devote less energy to people who suck, but it’s disturbing how quickly people adopt certain phrases. Every AI prompter claims they’re just using Suno to “bring it to life,” the same way Crypto Bros were just looking for “like-minded individuals.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Trying to devote less energy to people who suck, but it’s disturbing how quickly people adopt certain phrases. Every AI prompter claims they’re just using Suno to “bring it to life,” the same way Crypto Bros were just looking for “like-minded individuals.”
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Most people are asked to bring an app or side to Thanksgiving. I get tapped for bartender duty because I made a whiskey sour three years ago, and my family now regards me as some kind of liquor wizard because I successfully combined four ingredients once.
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee in a kitchen
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Most people are asked to bring an app or side to Thanksgiving. I get tapped for bartender duty because I made a whiskey sour three years ago, and my family now regards me as some kind of liquor wizard because I successfully combined four ingredients once.
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
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Happy Wicked Week (Part 2) 💚💖 If you want to get in the mood, the latest Bad Quiz is about Oz lore and we're forced to rhyme all our answers and also look at a very bad mask!!
youtu.be/JpS5cnagA9g?...
youtu.be/JpS5cnagA9g?...
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy Wicked Week (Part 2) 💚💖 If you want to get in the mood, the latest Bad Quiz is about Oz lore and we're forced to rhyme all our answers and also look at a very bad mask!!
youtu.be/JpS5cnagA9g?...
youtu.be/JpS5cnagA9g?...