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imagin8ion.bsky.social
Merp
@imagin8ion.bsky.social
Mama. Cat lady. Writer. Multi-nerd. Love thy neighbor, call tyranny out whenever you see it, accept no kings in America. FDT.

I WILL YIELD FOR A QUESTION WHILE RETAINING THE FLOOR.

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Why be a dick tho, dude was agreeing and just put it in his own words 🤷‍♀️

How does that so often get misconstrued for being argumentative or confusing? Was it the “don’t forget” part? Feels like ppl take shit like that as an order when it’s just a generic “Dear Everyone Reading This” reminder. Idk.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
No no no you were allowed to call me Jenny, that’s the one only like 3 people can use so I’ll pass it on to your progeny as well🥰

Jennifer is strictly for business purposes, except Aidan’s little love bc they asked once what to call me and it felt like a good casual/formal compromise lol
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November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Absolutely. It’s an increasing possibility every month that passes. And especially if there’s a new little one to meet soon 🥹 Except let’s go with Aunt Jenny or Auntie Jenn😅

Jennifer is my government name, that wouldn’t be very punk rock of us 😂
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
All dogs are so precious but Jeff appears to have gotten an extra sweetness gene 🥹👏

Goodest boy, Jeff. Hope your friend feels better soon. No doubt the puppy love helped. It always does.
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
And I can’t believe you are just starting your proud papa journey but dude it’s HAPPENING!! It’s gonna be amazing. I promise. And you are not alone!! You have your lady love and great family and you’ve got friends all over, so you just say the word anything you guys ever need!! It’s gonna be great💞🫂
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know! Such a trip 🫂🥹 Joe’s been out there forever now! we never manage to link but always say one of these days. We catch up on messenger now & then. Love that guy.

Dude. Aidan would blow your mind!! He was just over last night to visit bc I told you he moved out this summer right? Empty nest 😭🥲
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Such good times. The world told us it was just a phase but my middle-aged ass was braving the crowds and ringing eardrums solo to see Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, The Offspring and Weezer just a few short weeks ago (among others). no ragrets🤘

I love when “they” don’t know what they’re talking about 😌😇
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
That was my only warped tour ever to this very day 🥹

I don’t think we went together but that’s so fun we were both there. A bunch of our class probably was. I went with Nicole (her parents were so cool) and I think Joey G (or at least we hung out with him when we got back that night. Memoriessss🥲)
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They played that day’s lineup too 😂👏🤘it was warped 97 down at stone pony
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Dude. You guys have a song on there called Murphy Brown. I’m 1000% obsessed already.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Omg wanna sell a cd?? I’ll send a wrinkled $10 like it’s 2001 and you can send it out in that yellow bubble mailer cds would always come in for mail orders 🥹

And I think I need a cd player too… my car has one though, I just forget it’s there and I’m home more than driving anyway.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You deserve the time-out corner for this one, you’ve gone too far this time
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oh my god this is amazing
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM