I want this movie playing on a repeating loop at my funeral

The flower really pulls the whole composition together

The best part about this is how much that photo looks like Guy from Fugazi

A family friend, upon seeing the giant beehive hairdo of our waitress at Dennys, shouted “Great Jesus Bunsuck!” That will be an essential phrase for me until my dying day

Some part of my soul will be watching last night’s game for the rest of eternity. The space time continuum was shattered and it is currently the 1,239th inning.

Totally not a metaphor

I assume the frog was the keynote speaker

I got a little seasick watching it in a regular theater

I assume you will be bringing back Diver Dan, Deep Sea Diving Man live on stage, right?

This man knows what time it is