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Bring me your weak shit jokes.
I'm Snark Based.
Humanist, atheist, generalist info sponge. Bores easilly.
Random.
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I'm Snark Based.
Humanist, atheist, generalist info sponge. Bores easilly.
Random.
🚫Maga🚫religious weirdos 🚫 slows
So the trumpers have convinced their own people that TDS is people who are deranged FROM not supporting trump and are crazy.
It's just incredible the projection and twisting of things they do.
Mixed with musk derangement in the same way is a completely insane combo.
I just can't these people.
It's just incredible the projection and twisting of things they do.
Mixed with musk derangement in the same way is a completely insane combo.
I just can't these people.
May 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So the trumpers have convinced their own people that TDS is people who are deranged FROM not supporting trump and are crazy.
It's just incredible the projection and twisting of things they do.
Mixed with musk derangement in the same way is a completely insane combo.
I just can't these people.
It's just incredible the projection and twisting of things they do.
Mixed with musk derangement in the same way is a completely insane combo.
I just can't these people.
That feeling when you can't find your keys to take your kid to school and you hear your car "beep beep" out front. You open the door to a stranger who found your keys a block away and are in such shock like "wtf just happened here?"
May 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
That feeling when you can't find your keys to take your kid to school and you hear your car "beep beep" out front. You open the door to a stranger who found your keys a block away and are in such shock like "wtf just happened here?"
Future coffin dwellers, what's it like knowing you're going to be laid to eternal rest as a back sleeper?
January 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Future coffin dwellers, what's it like knowing you're going to be laid to eternal rest as a back sleeper?
Come to bluesky to find out how the "Dems are throwing 2024 on purpose" instead of coming here to remind people of the future Nazi takeover coup for Trump if he wins. The 4th Reich looms fuckfaces.
"Oh no, a few alt right people may get violent. Better let them have their way then." Fuck you pussy
"Oh no, a few alt right people may get violent. Better let them have their way then." Fuck you pussy
December 21, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Come to bluesky to find out how the "Dems are throwing 2024 on purpose" instead of coming here to remind people of the future Nazi takeover coup for Trump if he wins. The 4th Reich looms fuckfaces.
"Oh no, a few alt right people may get violent. Better let them have their way then." Fuck you pussy
"Oh no, a few alt right people may get violent. Better let them have their way then." Fuck you pussy
I went an entire day without hearing about Twitter
-a memoir
-a memoir
December 21, 2023 at 6:55 PM
I went an entire day without hearing about Twitter
-a memoir
-a memoir
If your dream relationship is a 80-20% split, but the 80% side thinks it's 50-50, then I have got the perfect "partner" for you!
#PrincessCulture
#PrincessCulture
December 21, 2023 at 8:19 AM
If your dream relationship is a 80-20% split, but the 80% side thinks it's 50-50, then I have got the perfect "partner" for you!
#PrincessCulture
#PrincessCulture
Dear California driver at your kids new school dropoff area who went into incoming traffic around the traffic circle to cut off two rows of cars properly going around said circle to gain one car length...."GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Your "Just the tip" sticker solidified your dick status.🖕🖕
Your "Just the tip" sticker solidified your dick status.🖕🖕
December 12, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Dear California driver at your kids new school dropoff area who went into incoming traffic around the traffic circle to cut off two rows of cars properly going around said circle to gain one car length...."GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Your "Just the tip" sticker solidified your dick status.🖕🖕
Your "Just the tip" sticker solidified your dick status.🖕🖕
I thought we were done with new churches in Colorado after the Church of Cannabis.
Never seen so many useless churches in a place with so many atheists.
Never seen so many useless churches in a place with so many atheists.
December 4, 2023 at 5:11 PM
I thought we were done with new churches in Colorado after the Church of Cannabis.
Never seen so many useless churches in a place with so many atheists.
Never seen so many useless churches in a place with so many atheists.
Some of you are reaching for new things to complain about.
Must be from the Christmas spirit in the air.
And a lack of sex.
Must be from the Christmas spirit in the air.
And a lack of sex.
December 4, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Some of you are reaching for new things to complain about.
Must be from the Christmas spirit in the air.
And a lack of sex.
Must be from the Christmas spirit in the air.
And a lack of sex.
I hate the way I treat my gps when it makes a mistake.
Fuck you gps!
Fuck you gps!
November 27, 2023 at 9:52 PM
I hate the way I treat my gps when it makes a mistake.
Fuck you gps!
Fuck you gps!
How To Ruin Your YouTube Channel:
1. Have a baby and make it a part of the show.
How to ruin a standup comedy career:
1. Have a baby as your main focus of material.
How to ruin a sitcom:
1. Include a baby in it.
You're welcome.
1. Have a baby and make it a part of the show.
How to ruin a standup comedy career:
1. Have a baby as your main focus of material.
How to ruin a sitcom:
1. Include a baby in it.
You're welcome.
November 17, 2023 at 6:18 PM
How To Ruin Your YouTube Channel:
1. Have a baby and make it a part of the show.
How to ruin a standup comedy career:
1. Have a baby as your main focus of material.
How to ruin a sitcom:
1. Include a baby in it.
You're welcome.
1. Have a baby and make it a part of the show.
How to ruin a standup comedy career:
1. Have a baby as your main focus of material.
How to ruin a sitcom:
1. Include a baby in it.
You're welcome.
Love new problems with new sites. Love the "check internet connection" ones the most as the connection is awesome.
November 15, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Love new problems with new sites. Love the "check internet connection" ones the most as the connection is awesome.
I only scroll over ESPN tennis scores, after hockey, to see if the ruzzians lost.
Fuck Ruzzia
Fuck Ruzzia
November 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
I only scroll over ESPN tennis scores, after hockey, to see if the ruzzians lost.
Fuck Ruzzia
Fuck Ruzzia
Will YouTubers ever get over their love affair with Melon Husk?
*Rhetorical
*Rhetorical
November 5, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Will YouTubers ever get over their love affair with Melon Husk?
*Rhetorical
*Rhetorical
It only takes one asshole to ruin a site experience.
I just met mine.
I just met mine.
November 3, 2023 at 4:43 PM
It only takes one asshole to ruin a site experience.
I just met mine.
I just met mine.
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Absolutely. And I’m furious at the administration for their support of genocide.
But another election win for the GOP means full blown fascism in the US.
But another election win for the GOP means full blown fascism in the US.
November 3, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Absolutely. And I’m furious at the administration for their support of genocide.
But another election win for the GOP means full blown fascism in the US.
But another election win for the GOP means full blown fascism in the US.
If you think 14.5 billion for Israel to continue a genocide is cool, and NO MONEY FOR Ukraine TO STOP THEM FROM BEING GENOCIDED, YOU are what's wrong with AmUrica.
Fuck Republicans.
Fuck Republicans.
November 3, 2023 at 2:03 PM
If you think 14.5 billion for Israel to continue a genocide is cool, and NO MONEY FOR Ukraine TO STOP THEM FROM BEING GENOCIDED, YOU are what's wrong with AmUrica.
Fuck Republicans.
Fuck Republicans.
Whenever I put on a dinosaur costume I come home with my candy and chew on the bones of the trick or treaters who step on my tail.
November 1, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Whenever I put on a dinosaur costume I come home with my candy and chew on the bones of the trick or treaters who step on my tail.
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Happy Halloween to all the really ugly people who don’t need a costume.
Today is your day. Shine bright.
Today is your day. Shine bright.
November 1, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Happy Halloween to all the really ugly people who don’t need a costume.
Today is your day. Shine bright.
Today is your day. Shine bright.
The worst coach in the NFL is officially available AGAIN. BB's mission of destroying a 2nd franchise is complete.
Now he will take his tail and go back to the Pats to celebrate.
And now we laugh.
Now he will take his tail and go back to the Pats to celebrate.
And now we laugh.
November 1, 2023 at 5:29 AM
The worst coach in the NFL is officially available AGAIN. BB's mission of destroying a 2nd franchise is complete.
Now he will take his tail and go back to the Pats to celebrate.
And now we laugh.
Now he will take his tail and go back to the Pats to celebrate.
And now we laugh.
My lucky CU fleece has not won me a game this year.
I take all the blame.
But it's fucking snowing!
I take all the blame.
But it's fucking snowing!
October 29, 2023 at 2:42 AM
My lucky CU fleece has not won me a game this year.
I take all the blame.
But it's fucking snowing!
I take all the blame.
But it's fucking snowing!
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Trump: "Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law."
Judge: "Ok, I guess you are. Keep making me look like a clown."
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law."
Judge: "Ok, I guess you are. Keep making me look like a clown."
October 26, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Trump: "Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law."
Judge: "Ok, I guess you are. Keep making me look like a clown."
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law.
Fuck you Judge, I'm above the law."
Judge: "Ok, I guess you are. Keep making me look like a clown."