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Jake-haw 🤠
@imjbd.bsky.social
Follow for random millennial humor and occasional pics of Axel (tuxedo) and Atticus (gray), 3 y/o rescued littermate brothers who happen to be best friends ☺️🐈‍⬛❤️

30 he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
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I will always love you.
the fact that dr*ke’s best song is a remixed tinashe cover is sooooo… 😂
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
decided to finally investigate the draft coming from one of my windows only to realize it had been left open a crack since i moved in 😶
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
since it’s boxing day, i volunteer to be punched in the face
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
nobody:
my brain: sliiiide city, sliiide city don’t you know what that means… i’m coming up on you qUiCkLyyyYYyyy
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
to the cashier at walgreens wearing a yarmulke today, you are seen and appreciated
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
and diiiiieeee with a smile 🥹
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i- i- i- HUH?! remind me why people are still on that website????! 🤯🫩
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
merry christmas to all
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
it’s dinner time! (for the next 30 seconds 😆) #cats #cat #kitty #catsofbluesky
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i can think of few things that make me more animalistically angry than seeing able-bodied body people parking in handicapped spots
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
my professor just handed out lecture notes written by ch*tgpt
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i just let someone merge and they flipped me off. have a good day everyone
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
prozac is great if you want to feel like twitchy from hoodwinked 24/7
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
if ignoring all things political is wrong why does it feel so right
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
not tryna brag but they didn’t ID me for a happy meal today 😌
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
wearing noise cancelling headphones until i experience divine vertigo intervention
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
permanently changing my inner monologue voice to match fetty wap’s cadence
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🤓 // 🎶🎧
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
forgiving stop & shop for price gouging because they just played the subway by chappell roan 💆‍♂️
October 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
about to declare a world war on t-mobile
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ik i’m like late as hell but noise cancelling earbuds are life-changing
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
she ATE for life with this one 🥵
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
anyone want to write a paper about intestinal infections in snakes for me? will pay absolutely nothing but i’m kinda cute. thanks!! xx 🥰✨
October 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM