Jake-haw 🤠
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Follow for random millennial humor and occasional pics of Axel (tuxedo) and Atticus (gray), 3 y/o rescued littermate brothers who happen to be best friends ☺️🐈⬛❤️
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i’m like allergic to taking a good selfie 🤧
January 23, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i’m like allergic to taking a good selfie 🤧
car accessory feature that safely blows an eyelash out of your eye while you’re driving
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
car accessory feature that safely blows an eyelash out of your eye while you’re driving
reset my island and animal crossing 3.0 update! time isn’t real let’s goooo 🥳
January 20, 2026 at 8:29 PM
reset my island and animal crossing 3.0 update! time isn’t real let’s goooo 🥳
i had a tik tok of someone singing the do-re-mi scale stuck in my head for DAYS only for it to be replaced by undressed by sombr 🆘🫠
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
i had a tik tok of someone singing the do-re-mi scale stuck in my head for DAYS only for it to be replaced by undressed by sombr 🆘🫠
it’s all fun and games until “i literally can’t” becomes “i actually cannot”
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
it’s all fun and games until “i literally can’t” becomes “i actually cannot”
bo burnham single-handedly saving my life today. thank u bo 🙏
a man is pointing at a white board that says things we can still joke about
Alt: gif of Bo Burnham using a whiteboard as if he’s teaching someone off camera. the text on the whiteboard reads “things we can still joke about:” and there are two bullet points, one “ourselves” and the other “almond milk”. he points off camera to someone as if he’s calling on them to answer a question. he ponders for a moment before saying “you’re right, you’re right”, nodding in agreement, while erasing almond milk from the list, so that he only thing remaining on the list of things that we can still joke about is “ourselves”.
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
bo burnham single-handedly saving my life today. thank u bo 🙏
i miss when i was just slowly going insane. why’s it going so fast now
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
i miss when i was just slowly going insane. why’s it going so fast now
can today have a do-over?
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
can today have a do-over?
i just found out that some str8 men call their lady’s time of the month “shark week” and i- i just need a moment. or several.
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
i just found out that some str8 men call their lady’s time of the month “shark week” and i- i just need a moment. or several.
this is so accurate it hurts 😭
Boston in a nutshell 😂 #happynewyear #happyholidays #boston #funnyvideo #comedyvideo
YouTube video by Alex DiMauro
youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
this is so accurate it hurts 😭
Reposted by Jake-haw 🤠
Tinashe back in the studio!
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Tinashe back in the studio!
the fact that dr*ke’s best song is a remixed tinashe cover is sooooo… 😂
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the fact that dr*ke’s best song is a remixed tinashe cover is sooooo… 😂
decided to finally investigate the draft coming from one of my windows only to realize it had been left open a crack since i moved in 😶
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
decided to finally investigate the draft coming from one of my windows only to realize it had been left open a crack since i moved in 😶
since it’s boxing day, i volunteer to be punched in the face
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
since it’s boxing day, i volunteer to be punched in the face
to the cashier at walgreens wearing a yarmulke today, you are seen and appreciated
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
to the cashier at walgreens wearing a yarmulke today, you are seen and appreciated
and diiiiieeee with a smile 🥹
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
and diiiiieeee with a smile 🥹
i- i- i- HUH?! remind me why people are still on that website????! 🤯
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i- i- i- HUH?! remind me why people are still on that website????! 🤯
merry christmas to all
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
merry christmas to all
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i can think of few things that make me more animalistically angry than seeing able-bodied body people parking in handicapped spots
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i can think of few things that make me more animalistically angry than seeing able-bodied body people parking in handicapped spots
my professor just handed out lecture notes written by ch*tgpt
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
my professor just handed out lecture notes written by ch*tgpt
i just let someone merge and they flipped me off. have a good day everyone
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i just let someone merge and they flipped me off. have a good day everyone
prozac is great if you want to feel like twitchy from hoodwinked 24/7
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
prozac is great if you want to feel like twitchy from hoodwinked 24/7
if ignoring all things political is wrong why does it feel so right
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
if ignoring all things political is wrong why does it feel so right