Chris M
imjustchris.bsky.social
Chris M
@imjustchris.bsky.social
Feels wrong shopping for a new keyboard online using my current keyboard.
What if it remembers this betrayal.
November 12, 2024 at 7:14 PM
From now on, I’m responding to all ‘do-not-reply’ emails. If they can ignore me, I can ignore their rules.
November 12, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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unbothered
moisturised
in my lane
thriving
November 11, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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bro: you let your dog sleep in your bed?

me: bro, i’d let my dog borrow my car if he needed it
November 11, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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You, foolish: installing Linux on your laptop

Me, infinitely wise: orchestrating an intricate hippopotamus heist
November 11, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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So, the people who screamed "Fuck your feelings!" at us and called us libtards for almost ten years are now wondering why their cries of "The election is over. We all need to come together, now!" are being met with derision and excommunication.

They don't want community, they want compliance.
November 10, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Never gonna be satisfied in life cus I’ll never be as cool as this guy
November 10, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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This is Squeaky and he is having a snek
November 10, 2024 at 5:37 PM