Feels wrong shopping for a new keyboard online using my current keyboard.
What if it remembers this betrayal.

From now on, I’m responding to all ‘do-not-reply’ emails. If they can ignore me, I can ignore their rules.

unbothered
moisturised
in my lane
thriving

bro: you let your dog sleep in your bed?

me: bro, i’d let my dog borrow my car if he needed it

You, foolish: installing Linux on your laptop

Me, infinitely wise: orchestrating an intricate hippopotamus heist

So, the people who screamed "Fuck your feelings!" at us and called us libtards for almost ten years are now wondering why their cries of "The election is over. We all need to come together, now!" are being met with derision and excommunication.

They don't want community, they want compliance.

Never gonna be satisfied in life cus I’ll never be as cool as this guy

This is Squeaky and he is having a snek