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Justin
@imjustin.bsky.social
Sharing tales or a baby lawyer at a firm. Ex-consultant/startup. Was also a photographer..

Posting until HR tells me to stop
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Lander just got detained by federal agents as he tried to escort a man out of the courtroom. Lander was taken in an elevator with masked agents, along with one member of his NYPD security detail.
June 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Crazy that when traveling cross country, the worst thing that could happen to you used to be dysentery.

Noawadays it's like boarding group 5 and an overbooked flight.
April 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm catching up on a month's worth of #theRookie and I'm sorry but Bailey is just way out of Nolan's league. She's basically Wonder Woman?! Jumping onto a BUS?!
April 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have dim sum with 14 relatives tomorrow, most of whom I haven't seen in 10+ years. My mom is going through the people and connections and how is everyone related. My head hurts this is worse than studying for the bar.
January 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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A student somehow accidentally emailed the entire NYU faculty and the reply-all carnage is like a freeway pile-up
December 30, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I forgot how tall I am in Asia 😂 this is basically my view on the subway (with only slight exaggeration)
December 30, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Get yourself partners who when they see an email from you while you're OOO, email you going "thanks for the update now go away and enjoy your vacation."
December 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
In retrospect suggesting that my extremely type A tiger Asian family should try playing overcooked was.... A bold decision on my part.
December 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I was about to say we need some Gaetz rule here, like double it and subtract seven, then I realized I just turned 30.....
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton~

And there's a million things I haven't done, just you wait.
November 22, 2024 at 4:51 AM
So I have to go to DC for work on Thursday, any clue if it's better to fly vs take the train from NYC?
November 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Or maybe don't rely on social media to be our only source of literature...
Let's talk about the Blueskye's 300 character limit - it continues to make us dumber. It can be argued that Twitter's 280-character limit (initially 140 characters) had negative impact on literacy.

Reading multiple threads on Twitter always sucked..

How TF one can post a thread here?
November 16, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Chefs kiss. This is the best news I've heard all week.
Oh my god, the Onion bought Alex Jones' Infowars.
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 PM
So if you've left milk and cookies out, does Santa count as an invitee or is it still trespassing if he comes down the chimney?
December 25, 2023 at 3:06 AM
First week of work and I already am overwhelmed with emails. I need your tips on how to bring everything under control in Outlook.
September 26, 2023 at 10:40 PM
happy birthday to me, turning 29 today! When I was a kid, I thought that by now I'd be married, have a successful career, or at least a dog.

Instead, I'm on day 2 of a whole new career and I've still no idea whether I should do a Roth vs trad 401(k). Funny how things work out.
September 19, 2023 at 6:22 PM
So like how do people turn into morning workout people? Especially if you're a perpetual night owl? Tips welcome.
September 18, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Lots of #lawfirm threads about what helps associates stand out, but what about the flipside?

Associates! What makes partners standout? Aka what are the green/red flags first years should look for in partners/midlevels/everyone really?

#lawyer #lawsky
September 11, 2023 at 3:38 PM
so i officially start work in a week and I need to "professionalize" my language again. So I will now be adding the following phrases back into my regular usage:

circle back, sync up, align objectives, add value, synergies

what have I missed?
September 11, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Rewatching HIMYM and I just got to the episode where Marshall takes the Bar and I legit had to leave the room because I felt my heart rate increase.
September 7, 2023 at 6:19 AM
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I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating: It costs nothing to be kind.

There’s no way to know what others are going through, and every day is an opportunity to impact someone’s life for the better with an act of kindness.

We’ll never be perfect, but we can be kind.
September 6, 2023 at 12:51 AM
It's starting to sink in that I start working full time again (it's been a while bc of law school) in about two weeks and I don't think I'm ready. Like waking up at 7 or 8 every day? And learning how to manage an email inbox again? And dressing professionally every day?! Sigh.
September 6, 2023 at 6:20 AM