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👩🏻🦰 36 || she/her || bisexual
♥️ 08.17.21 heartmate
👩🏻🦰 36 || she/her || bisexual
♥️ 08.17.21 heartmate
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Several years ago, I discovered that "putting that on your tombstone" is just as funny of a response-- if not funnier-- than the likes of "title of your sex tape."
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
“I know you wouldn’t be the kind of guy that would get pulled over for drunk driving, but you are the kind of guy who would get pulled over for *suspected* drunk driving.”
Lmfao I’ve never heard a truer read of Link #gmm
Lmfao I’ve never heard a truer read of Link #gmm
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
“I know you wouldn’t be the kind of guy that would get pulled over for drunk driving, but you are the kind of guy who would get pulled over for *suspected* drunk driving.”
Lmfao I’ve never heard a truer read of Link #gmm
Lmfao I’ve never heard a truer read of Link #gmm
I asked my coworker if it’s obvious that I’ve lost weight and she said “yes but I’ve been afraid to mention it because you had cancer!”
Lmfao. Fair enough…
Lmfao. Fair enough…
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I asked my coworker if it’s obvious that I’ve lost weight and she said “yes but I’ve been afraid to mention it because you had cancer!”
Lmfao. Fair enough…
Lmfao. Fair enough…
Got a new phone and forgot to sign into BlueSky again. Lol. Been a minute 😅
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Got a new phone and forgot to sign into BlueSky again. Lol. Been a minute 😅
Boyo I took BlueSky off my bottom bar and in true ADHD fashion I completely forgot it exists. I’ll put it back 😂
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Boyo I took BlueSky off my bottom bar and in true ADHD fashion I completely forgot it exists. I’ll put it back 😂
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in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
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October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory
So I made a friend through my cancer support group. And it's been great, because everyone knows how hard it is to make friends as an adult, and she's awesome, smart, vivacious, and *gets it*-- our shared experience and what it's like for us.
October 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So I made a friend through my cancer support group. And it's been great, because everyone knows how hard it is to make friends as an adult, and she's awesome, smart, vivacious, and *gets it*-- our shared experience and what it's like for us.
Y'all, I have *collarbones* this is so weird I can't stop touching them
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Y'all, I have *collarbones* this is so weird I can't stop touching them
Jesus christ, swifties are embarrassing
October 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Jesus christ, swifties are embarrassing
I have so many teeny-tiny eyelashes growing back! I still won’t be able to wear mascara when I go back to work lol but after being like a naked mole rat for half the year, I’ll take it
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have so many teeny-tiny eyelashes growing back! I still won’t be able to wear mascara when I go back to work lol but after being like a naked mole rat for half the year, I’ll take it
I’ve known for a while, but now that I’m watching Billy & Dom Eat the World, I’m even more certain that Billy is my soulmate. 😂
I’d never take him away from Dom, though.
(Or his wife, I suppose.)
I’d never take him away from Dom, though.
(Or his wife, I suppose.)
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I’ve known for a while, but now that I’m watching Billy & Dom Eat the World, I’m even more certain that Billy is my soulmate. 😂
I’d never take him away from Dom, though.
(Or his wife, I suppose.)
I’d never take him away from Dom, though.
(Or his wife, I suppose.)
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
Yeah nah… there’s no fixing this. I’m team get rid of humanity. I don’t know how you can convince people who feel SO MUCH HATRED to… just not.
October 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Yeah nah… there’s no fixing this. I’m team get rid of humanity. I don’t know how you can convince people who feel SO MUCH HATRED to… just not.
My hair is growing back! With a vengeance!! Everywhere! Except for one place:
My armpits.
Not even a prickle.
As smooth as the day I shaved them last, in mid-May.
If it was only one I’d blame radiation, but both?? So weird!
My armpits.
Not even a prickle.
As smooth as the day I shaved them last, in mid-May.
If it was only one I’d blame radiation, but both?? So weird!
October 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
My hair is growing back! With a vengeance!! Everywhere! Except for one place:
My armpits.
Not even a prickle.
As smooth as the day I shaved them last, in mid-May.
If it was only one I’d blame radiation, but both?? So weird!
My armpits.
Not even a prickle.
As smooth as the day I shaved them last, in mid-May.
If it was only one I’d blame radiation, but both?? So weird!
Dang, it rained again?! My wildflowers are gonna EXPLODE 🥰
October 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Dang, it rained again?! My wildflowers are gonna EXPLODE 🥰
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so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff
www.404media.co/iceblock-own...
www.404media.co/iceblock-own...
ICEBlock Owner After Apple Removes App: ‘We Are Determined to Fight This’
Apple removed ICEBlock reportedly after direct pressure from Department of Justice officials. “I am incredibly disappointed by Apple's actions today. Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never t...
www.404media.co
October 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff
www.404media.co/iceblock-own...
www.404media.co/iceblock-own...
Lmao “you guys ever seen a convertible Peterbilt?” Josh is hella funny. Pepe’s Towing is the best YouTube follow I’ve done in a whiiiiile
October 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Lmao “you guys ever seen a convertible Peterbilt?” Josh is hella funny. Pepe’s Towing is the best YouTube follow I’ve done in a whiiiiile
Come on, universe. Give me this. Please. Pleaaaase.
October 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Come on, universe. Give me this. Please. Pleaaaase.
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I really need all of us to abandon any impostor syndrome. It’s time.
In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Paramount Officially Acquiring The Free Press and Making Bari Weiss CBS News Editor in Chief: Report
Paramount Skydance will be officially acquiring The Free Press and hiring its founder Bari Weiss as editor in chief of its CBS News division, with the deal to be announced this coming Monday, accordin...
www.mediaite.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I really need all of us to abandon any impostor syndrome. It’s time.
Ugh the internet is about to become absolutely insufferable
October 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ugh the internet is about to become absolutely insufferable
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
Omg lmfao I got distracted midway thru that last skeet because my nose was assaulted by a terrible smell. I was running around upstairs to see if Pip had puked/peed anywhere.
NOPE it was my dad making corned beef hash 💀
NOPE it was my dad making corned beef hash 💀
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Omg lmfao I got distracted midway thru that last skeet because my nose was assaulted by a terrible smell. I was running around upstairs to see if Pip had puked/peed anywhere.
NOPE it was my dad making corned beef hash 💀
NOPE it was my dad making corned beef hash 💀
I'm down 8lbs so far since restarting Zep and they are the most noticeable 8lbs of the entire thing! 230 -> 200 at the beginning of the year, I didn't notice at all. It's nice to have visible results finally.
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm down 8lbs so far since restarting Zep and they are the most noticeable 8lbs of the entire thing! 230 -> 200 at the beginning of the year, I didn't notice at all. It's nice to have visible results finally.
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I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
October 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM