Immortal Vanguard
@immortal-vanguard.bsky.social
On the internet, nobody knows you're a wolf.
He/Him, Furry Trash, Too Old for This Shit
He/Him, Furry Trash, Too Old for This Shit
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With a heavy heart, I'm here to announce that @hookaloof.bsky.social , aka Lia (she/her/they/them), has passed away.
They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private.
They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder.
Love you, Lia.
They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private.
They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder.
Love you, Lia.
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
With a heavy heart, I'm here to announce that @hookaloof.bsky.social , aka Lia (she/her/they/them), has passed away.
They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private.
They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder.
Love you, Lia.
They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private.
They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder.
Love you, Lia.
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May 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Woe, mug wall of disassociation upon ye
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Woe, mug wall of disassociation upon ye
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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ONE WEEK LEFT! Check out Better A Pig Than a Fascist Patches by TabbieWolf on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/tab...
Better A Pig Than a Fascist Patches
Say it Loud, Say it Proud
www.kickstarter.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ONE WEEK LEFT! Check out Better A Pig Than a Fascist Patches by TabbieWolf on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/tab...
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With a little sewing know-how you can really do whatever you want to your plush friends! 🤭 @brownclound.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
With a little sewing know-how you can really do whatever you want to your plush friends! 🤭 @brownclound.bsky.social
I'm just saying... It's the AAAA game devs that are making unoptimized chaos requiring more power every hour to run.
Indie devs are used to making significantly less power-hungry games.
Indie devs are used to making significantly less power-hungry games.
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'm just saying... It's the AAAA game devs that are making unoptimized chaos requiring more power every hour to run.
Indie devs are used to making significantly less power-hungry games.
Indie devs are used to making significantly less power-hungry games.
Summarize a movie badly - AI Edition.
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Summarize a movie badly - AI Edition.
I have this joke about Cassandra, but it's all sorts of wrong.
I have this joke about Theseus, but I’m rewriting it.
I have a joke about Procrustes that I'm trying to fit in properly.
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I have this joke about Cassandra, but it's all sorts of wrong.
Man... The Windows 11 sign out process is such a slog. Click the button, click your name, click another button and FINALLY sign out.
Or I could make a batch file.
Or I could make a batch file.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Man... The Windows 11 sign out process is such a slog. Click the button, click your name, click another button and FINALLY sign out.
Or I could make a batch file.
Or I could make a batch file.
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Crowdfund coming on Friday! Sign up to get reminded! Or just follow me here I guess, I'll be plugging this constantly.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tab...
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Coming soon: Better A Pig Than a Fascist Patches
Say it Loud, Say it Proud
www.kickstarter.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Crowdfund coming on Friday! Sign up to get reminded! Or just follow me here I guess, I'll be plugging this constantly.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tab...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tab...
I was languishing in retail, looking for something new. I saw an ad for a job 'installing games' that had A+ certification as a requisite. I didn't have an A+ Cert, but I applied on a whim. I later got the job. And then I showed up at a warehouse and started unloading slot machines for a new casino.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I was languishing in retail, looking for something new. I saw an ad for a job 'installing games' that had A+ certification as a requisite. I didn't have an A+ Cert, but I applied on a whim. I later got the job. And then I showed up at a warehouse and started unloading slot machines for a new casino.
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In all my years roleplaying in world of Warcraft gnome and goblin players have always been super rare. I decided to run a D&D campaign set on Azeroth with players that know barely any of the lore and we have one night elf, an orc, two goblins, and two gnomes. This party is going to be wild hahaha
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In all my years roleplaying in world of Warcraft gnome and goblin players have always been super rare. I decided to run a D&D campaign set on Azeroth with players that know barely any of the lore and we have one night elf, an orc, two goblins, and two gnomes. This party is going to be wild hahaha
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As the bus gets closer to its destination its undulating gallop gets faster. There is an audible purr in the air, like an engine and a tiger had a baby.
It is odd, being inside a method of transport that can be excited to arrive but you get the feeling you'll get there early.
Art: Talidraws
It is odd, being inside a method of transport that can be excited to arrive but you get the feeling you'll get there early.
Art: Talidraws
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
As the bus gets closer to its destination its undulating gallop gets faster. There is an audible purr in the air, like an engine and a tiger had a baby.
It is odd, being inside a method of transport that can be excited to arrive but you get the feeling you'll get there early.
Art: Talidraws
It is odd, being inside a method of transport that can be excited to arrive but you get the feeling you'll get there early.
Art: Talidraws
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…..FUCK
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
…..FUCK
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I'm a therian musician. Support me because I went through all this trouble of learning how to play music on human instruments with these fluffy and whimsical yet utility lacking paws of mine.
October 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm a therian musician. Support me because I went through all this trouble of learning how to play music on human instruments with these fluffy and whimsical yet utility lacking paws of mine.
@tabbiewolf.bluestripedboxers.com and @spotweld.bsky.social went AAAAAAALLL the way to Japan for Japanese stuff, but I've got Japanese stuff like 5 minutes from my house at a DJ Liquidators!
(I joke of course, and hope you guys are having a great time!)
(I joke of course, and hope you guys are having a great time!)
September 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@tabbiewolf.bluestripedboxers.com and @spotweld.bsky.social went AAAAAAALLL the way to Japan for Japanese stuff, but I've got Japanese stuff like 5 minutes from my house at a DJ Liquidators!
(I joke of course, and hope you guys are having a great time!)
(I joke of course, and hope you guys are having a great time!)
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"Actually, that's not possible. Physics wouldn't allow that. That's not biologically plausible. That's not how that works."
excuse me get outta the way of my motherfucking ✨WHIMSY✨
excuse me get outta the way of my motherfucking ✨WHIMSY✨
September 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Actually, that's not possible. Physics wouldn't allow that. That's not biologically plausible. That's not how that works."
excuse me get outta the way of my motherfucking ✨WHIMSY✨
excuse me get outta the way of my motherfucking ✨WHIMSY✨
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Still in Norway enjoying the fjords.
Well done, Slartibartfast.
Well done, Slartibartfast.
August 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Still in Norway enjoying the fjords.
Well done, Slartibartfast.
Well done, Slartibartfast.
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August 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM