Tony Stark
@immortalironman.bsky.social
Iron Man, he/him, bisexual
Your s/o probably dreams about me
Constantly working on the next big thing
Running on caffeine, a starkium powered reactor, extremis, and nanotechnology
Pretty sure Rhodey still has my shirt
(Parody)
Your s/o probably dreams about me
Constantly working on the next big thing
Running on caffeine, a starkium powered reactor, extremis, and nanotechnology
Pretty sure Rhodey still has my shirt
(Parody)
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Tony Stark
@immortalironman.bsky.social
· Jan 30
As one, I don't want more billionaires in the government. We're stupid people when it comes to policy. Seriously. My first big purchase was drugs, okay? We are fucking stupid.
I'M NOT ON MY CYCLE, PEPPER!
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'M NOT ON MY CYCLE, PEPPER!
"Observe- you know what that means."
"Like sticking my penis in things?"
"Describe, or put into words what you saw."
"Like my penis in things."
"And then participate- Engage on activities that keep you grounded in the present moment."
"Like my penis in things!"
"Like sticking my penis in things?"
"Describe, or put into words what you saw."
"Like my penis in things."
"And then participate- Engage on activities that keep you grounded in the present moment."
"Like my penis in things!"
August 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"Observe- you know what that means."
"Like sticking my penis in things?"
"Describe, or put into words what you saw."
"Like my penis in things."
"And then participate- Engage on activities that keep you grounded in the present moment."
"Like my penis in things!"
"Like sticking my penis in things?"
"Describe, or put into words what you saw."
"Like my penis in things."
"And then participate- Engage on activities that keep you grounded in the present moment."
"Like my penis in things!"
"Cli-torus. What kind of dinosaur is that?"
August 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"Cli-torus. What kind of dinosaur is that?"
Mood and energy buttholes. New reactor power source
August 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Mood and energy buttholes. New reactor power source
Good God. I thought we were all adults here, but apparently reworking current plans that are no longer beneficial to either party gives us the right to be children bitching each other out on the playground. When a partnership needs to be absolved, you don't bitch about it like a teenager. (1/5)
August 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Good God. I thought we were all adults here, but apparently reworking current plans that are no longer beneficial to either party gives us the right to be children bitching each other out on the playground. When a partnership needs to be absolved, you don't bitch about it like a teenager. (1/5)
Didn't have shades of your own, Barnes?
July 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Didn't have shades of your own, Barnes?
"Life's about 3 things, man. 3 things. Getting money. Getting pussy. And the Dewey Decimal System."
-Bo Burnham, fellow genius
-Bo Burnham, fellow genius
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"Life's about 3 things, man. 3 things. Getting money. Getting pussy. And the Dewey Decimal System."
-Bo Burnham, fellow genius
-Bo Burnham, fellow genius
Marriage is equal parts orgasms and farts.
April 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Marriage is equal parts orgasms and farts.
Isn't it lovely that now we're pushing our youngest to strive for factory line work of putting screws into things just so it can be American made instead of fighting for a better future for everyone?
I'm being sarcastic. We're driving off the cliff into Fuckedville, folks.
I'm being sarcastic. We're driving off the cliff into Fuckedville, folks.
April 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Isn't it lovely that now we're pushing our youngest to strive for factory line work of putting screws into things just so it can be American made instead of fighting for a better future for everyone?
I'm being sarcastic. We're driving off the cliff into Fuckedville, folks.
I'm being sarcastic. We're driving off the cliff into Fuckedville, folks.
"Like Iron Man without a heart,
Less Tony Stark, more Tony Shart."
@stephencolbert.bsky.social, there's a reason you're my favorite late night guy.
Less Tony Stark, more Tony Shart."
@stephencolbert.bsky.social, there's a reason you're my favorite late night guy.
March 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Like Iron Man without a heart,
Less Tony Stark, more Tony Shart."
@stephencolbert.bsky.social, there's a reason you're my favorite late night guy.
Less Tony Stark, more Tony Shart."
@stephencolbert.bsky.social, there's a reason you're my favorite late night guy.
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March 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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March 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The red MAGA hats are the new klan hoods. You cannot change my mind.
March 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The red MAGA hats are the new klan hoods. You cannot change my mind.
By the way, it's the Ides of March. Just thought I'd mention it. And fuck it, I'm sharing my favorite meme for the day.
March 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
By the way, it's the Ides of March. Just thought I'd mention it. And fuck it, I'm sharing my favorite meme for the day.
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Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?
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My YES vote is *not* an endorsement of this deeply flawed CR.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?
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good morning go do this
March 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
good morning go do this
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Chuck can turn off his voicemail and even unplug his fax machine, but his office will still receive mail, and I hope people can be fueled with enough spite to send a good old fashioned "fuck you" with an envelope and stamp.
March 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Chuck can turn off his voicemail and even unplug his fax machine, but his office will still receive mail, and I hope people can be fueled with enough spite to send a good old fashioned "fuck you" with an envelope and stamp.
Give me an Audi any day.
March 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Give me an Audi any day.
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These are the traitors to our cause. Let the primary fundraising begin.
March 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
These are the traitors to our cause. Let the primary fundraising begin.
If you've crossed the line so far that he's patting you on the back, you've already given yourself over to fascism. Good riddance, Chuck.
March 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If you've crossed the line so far that he's patting you on the back, you've already given yourself over to fascism. Good riddance, Chuck.
So we're just rolling over on our backs now, Chuck? Don't just GIVE them the fucking stage!
WTF, Chuck?!
March 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
So we're just rolling over on our backs now, Chuck? Don't just GIVE them the fucking stage!
I'm not kink shaming. I'm kink saming.
March 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm not kink shaming. I'm kink saming.
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What a different world we could have.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What a different world we could have.
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A reminder, authoritarians do not stop abusing power. They must be stopped
March 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A reminder, authoritarians do not stop abusing power. They must be stopped