pearl
impearlism.bsky.social
pearl
@impearlism.bsky.social
britcom stuff with a side of american comedy. art occasionally, too

⚠️ 16+ account. suggestive/sensitive/mature content occasionally (tagged properly)
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What to expect on this account:
- A mix of British comedy and American comedy posts. Some lighthearted RPF things.
- Occasionally other things. Hermitcraft, VTubers, you name it
- A lot of Seth Meyers
- (in the future) OC artworks and doodles
All applicable warnings will be tagged as needed.
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Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...
🎄 Christmas Special 2025 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
YouTube video by No More Jockeys
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
CHRISTMAS NO MORE JOCKEYS LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"the harassment I faced as a teenager was not okay"

"so you're blaming the victims?"

"..."
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i love the uncut prize task so bad
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
they need to add a “you sure you wanna call this person” button on discord cause my fat fingers keep accidentally clicking on there
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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To: All NMJ fans!
From @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, @dolorsitametish.bsky.social, and friends!

"Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, but also: watch No More Jockeys and may Santa be kind on Christmas Day."
🎄🎁🎅❄️
December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
​they should have given sam campbell five thousand points for that prize task #taskmaster
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
as with all tm series i’ve watched ever since i first heard of the show i won’t be watching coc live. timezones suck
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
watching some shitty show phil was in.

i have found myself attached to another detective
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
lrt hey! that’s me!

yeah if you didn’t know I’m vietnamese and I’ve no idea why I’m here either
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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This week's episode had exactly one listener in Albania, Guam and Vietnam (among many other 1-ers). Whoever you are, we salute you.
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS I GUESS
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
bsky people give me advice. i probably can’t sit this one out anymore
lma fucking o they’re trying to drag my name under the mud again

i don’t care anymore. imagine trying to cancel someone for shit they did as a teenager
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
lma fucking o they’re trying to drag my name under the mud again

i don’t care anymore. imagine trying to cancel someone for shit they did as a teenager
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Rare sighting of Hugh and Calum in 'real life'.
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
takeaways from day drinking with sabrina carpenter: seth meyers still can't sing
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the thought of phil knowing about fanfiction about him scares me let alone fanfiction with him and reece

why would you do this to me phil
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
finally drawing moafb art!! hugh I love you #murderofafamousbastard #art
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
don’t copy paste mark for the hugh design, i say, as i copy paste mark for the hugh design
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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friday’s stream commentary, in a nutshell #howlongathon
December 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the thing is healing is impossible when someone is actively trying to ruin your life
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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After just over 25 hours of non-stop playing, @thehornesection.bsky.social and I finished the #howlongathon live on Channel 4 last night! Thanks to everyone who supported in person and online, all the guests who came down to join in, and to everyone who donated.
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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the entire horne section on that endless bus at the end
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
awake. time to find a su2c vod
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
WATTO BACK!!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM