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Imperator Alexander
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Tercera vez que me banean temporalmente de un subreddit. Y esta vez no es por violencia contra los ultraderechistas, es por contar un chiste demasiado negro en un hilo de chistes negros
August 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
August 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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We are so fucking back
August 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Ahora que por fin ha terminado el evento de Recompensa del Coleccionista y yo he terminado de farmear una y otra y otra vez cada maldita montura de WoW, vengo a presumir de mi botín 😎
August 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Check out all the new mounts, transmogs and other goodies available this August at the Trading Post!

♟️ Grandmaster’s Prophetic Board mount
👑 Grandmaster’s Royal Attire transmog
🐺 Sentinel War Wolf mount
👁️ And more!
On the right side of the image, there is a Blood Elf with greyish white hair. The Blood Elf is crouched over slightly, riding on top of a large metal chessboard that is a flying mount. The board's spaces are black and red tiles; this is where the Blood Elf’s feet are planted. The exterior trim of the board is a dark silver metal. On the front of the board, there is a large chess piece as a decoration on the front, which is emblazoned on the board. On the back of the board are two large black Rook chess pieces standing upright. Near the bottom of the Rook pieces, they are surrounded by a bunch of glowing purple crystals or gemstones. Behind the Blood Elf is a dark night sky. On the right side of the image are rooftops from a castle peeking out. To the top left of the image, the text reads, “Trading Post” and “August Highlights”. At the bottom left corner, the text reads, “Grandmaster’s Prophetic Board Mount”. In the center of the image, there are two humanoid figures standing next to each other. On the right of the image, there is a Mag’har Orc equipped with a new transmog weapon that resembles a mace. The end of the mace is very similar to a knight chess piece. It is covered in silver metal spikes along the head. Located on the right side of the figure is the text, “Grandmaster’s Prophetic Mace”. On the left side, there is another figure showcasing a large gold chess piece on the back of the figure. The chess piece looks planted into a chessboard with black and white tiles with golden knight pieces on the side. On the left side of the figure, it reads, “Grandmaster’s Royal Bulwark”. Behind the figures, there is a large castle on the left side of the image. They are both standing on top of a rooftop. In the center of the image, there are two humanoid figures standing next to each other, wearing similar chess-style transmog armor but with different color schemes. The figure on the right has a red and black scheme, with silver metal trimmings along the edges. The shoulder pieces are large Rook chess pieces that are a dark black with a purple hue. The helmet is a large chess piece with a glowing purple gem in the middle. The belt buckle resembles black and red tiles from a chessboard. The text on their right side reads, “Grandmaster’s Prophetic Attire Transmog”. The figure on the left has the same type of armor but with a white and black color scheme instead. The silver metal trimming around the edges is now gold. The purple hue to the pieces around the shoulders and helmet is gone, and they are a pure black chess piece color instead, with a gold colored gem in the middle of the helmet instead of purple. The text on their left side reads, “Grandmaster’s Royal Attire Transmog”. In the background, both figures are standing on a rooftop, and another building with large red glass to the right of the image is behind them. In the image, there are two characters riding mounts on top of a mountain. On the left, the character appears to be a Nightborne who is riding a large purple Warsaber that is equipped with armor. The armor is red with a dark metal trimming with large ivory spikes. On the back of the armor, there are skulls and large ivory tusks as decoration. To the left of the figure riding the mount is the text, “Kor’kron Warsaber”. The character on the right is a Night Elf riding on top of a large white wolf that is wearing armor. On the back of the wolf, there are large feathers as decoration. The armor is purple with silver metal trimming. Above the figure riding the mount, it reads, “Sentinel Wolf War Mount”. In the background, there are many green trees and mountains.
July 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
imperatoralexander.bsky.social
Si estoy desaparecido de las redes sociales es porque estoy de vacaciones aquí
July 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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XDDDDDDD
youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0?...
May 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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"conflicto"

El conflicto entre bebés y los hijos de puta que los están asesinando.

Conflicto.
May 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Matar a niños de hambre no es autodefensa, es un genocidio.
May 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Estamos lejos del viernes aún pero tomad un perrete compensar owo
May 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Debo aclarar que no estoy borracho. Estoy completamente lúcido y este es mi estado natural.
imperatoralexander.bsky.social Imperator Alexander @imperatoralexander.bsky.social · May 18
Estoy de vacaciones, me he metido tres vodkas y he encontrado el palo perfecto.
Estoy en mi prime.
Soy imparable.
May 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
imperatoralexander.bsky.social
Estoy de vacaciones, me he metido tres vodkas y he encontrado el palo perfecto.
Estoy en mi prime.
Soy imparable.
May 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
imperatoralexander.bsky.social
Mierda, ahora quiero ver los grandes éxitos del cine quinqui: Yo, "el vaquilla", Perros callejeros, El Lute, La estanquera de Vallecas...
imperatoralexander.bsky.social Imperator Alexander @imperatoralexander.bsky.social · May 18
Canciones curseadas para escuchar mientras conduces un Mercedes E300 del año 94 por Sevilla a las 3 AM, volumen 4:
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El Vaquilla
YouTube video by Los Chichos - Topic
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May 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Canciones curseadas para escuchar mientras conduces un Mercedes E300 del año 94 por Sevilla a las 3 AM, volumen 1:
youtu.be/Y4Dn0daVEYA?...
Apatrullando La Ciudad
YouTube video by El Fary - Topic
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May 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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No, Adobe. No quiero que una inteligencia artificial me ahorre el esfuerzo de leer ofreciéndome un resumen del contenido de los PDFs
May 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Cuanto voy a gozar el atuendo de contrabandista en mi pícaro...
May 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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No jodas, ¿Ben y Jerry son personas vivas reales? ¿Y encima basados?
premthakker.bsky.social Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · May 14
Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:

"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
May 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM