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New Hampshire has Coös County, which AFAIK is the only official place name in the US with a diaeresis. Almost interesting, right
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this is what they were trying to make but they accidentally invented Havana Syndrome instead
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
...is a rogue band of rebels, deep underground, who have seen the light. One day, they uncovered a box of unsold "Vibram Five Fingers" shoes deep in a locked warehouse. Now, these centuries-old curiosities, once unfairly maligned, may hold the secret to humanity's future... 2/2
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
felt right
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Oh, if you could compact your values
On which, you reliiiieeed
Oh, if they were good and old-fashioned, you might have done
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We're all learning and growing every day, here on bsky.app.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
OK, I hope this is just Engagement Bait, but this is NOT a Ground Pound. Ground pounds exclusively do a forwards spin.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
HAPPY GILMORE: You stir shit pots with your dick?
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
No the trees would still do stupid hard-to-get tactics like shedding leaves or needles!! fucckk!!! birch trees more like bitch trees!! -- The Misodendrist (like a misogynist but for trees)
P.S. the polycules of quaking aspens don't count. especially the ones in Utah. we know what their deal is.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the true value is the automatic compatibility analysis. "This diameter urethra won't be able to fit the sounding rods you have selected", "This cheaper cowper's gland will be the bottleneck if you overclock your prostate", etc.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I've had my old GTX 750Ti out on a desk for a bit (repurposing it for a gift) and every time I look at it next to my current Canyonero of a GPU I feel an irrational sense of melancholy or ennui
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
maybe youd be in less of a "Hurry" if you "Dash"ed properly. This message prought to you by DorDash (sp?)
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I mean em-dash. Fuck. FUCk!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM