spoocecow
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Haha, wouldn't it be funny if... you know what, nevermind. Nevermind about everything. Never mind about my whole life. [dissipates into the wind]
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You guys are not gonna believe who just put their bum on the swedish... again... 🙄
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we already know how thick angel pubes are, thanks to pasta, so it's gotta be at least that
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I think there should be someone in the world who is named Stinky Smelly, and he is not allowed to die or be harmed in any way, and he goes around visiting every town in the world and making it smell bad for a week. He arrives and everyone says in unison "I Hate Stinky Smelly!" This is my only idea.
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"1-800-54-GIANT who do you call when your windshield's busted"
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"secret" as a verb should not exist. If I read something like "he secreted the mysterious liquid out of the laboratory" you better believe I am going to read that shit as the past tense of "secrete" the first time. just say snuck or sneaked or whatever. you know what, fuck you.
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Can you believe we ever called anything a "hoosegow"?? Crazy! That's wild, man! Far Out!!
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gaming rumor: if you play a piano in front of a mirror, something crazy will happen.

gaming truth: uhh what game is this for? can't think of any game where you can move around a piano or mirror where this would apply.

gaming rumor: Play The Piano. In Front Of The Mirror.

gaming truth: Understood.
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So happy for you! Oppa Gangnam Style!
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a remake of Amadeus (1984) but it's about a guy who's a genius for jacking off. I know Mr. Show already did this joke with marching bands but shut up I want this
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you are trying to separate and hurt us, like the oligarchs of today, and it will not work here. unless you say anything true about me in which case I will get hurt and it will be deserved so please don't do that
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no it's my lake. fuvker
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my lake made my favorite album and that's kewl to me ^_^
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Uhh Yeah Dude forever. Seatbelts
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well, first of all, I do not have my monitor turned on.
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My simple rules to live by:
- if it's liquid, the flushing doodad should be shifted
- if it's semi-solid or mostly liquid with some particulates like corn kernels or flecks of leafy greens, just pull up your beefy jeans
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kiki sees some slouzbry stouvre for her off camera waoow
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searching online for "poop" and getting mad when it gives me some images of poop
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they have to be indefinitely aggrieved or else they will be alone with their thoughts and might even do one second of introspection, so instead they find the TV and Web Site that tells them who to get mad at next and those become the only things they do
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keying people into Flea's bass track on Alanis's "You Oughta Know" is always a good time
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cool guys. alt joke: your future starting outfield in 2-3 years
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they would be better for sure, but honestly I think a lot of their appeal is that everyone knows they aren't Great. they're here and they're just fine. we need a huge popular band to be the baseline Mid
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😍😍😍🥰😍
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I don't know about that... :-/ :-\ :-/
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it's really, really good
a fictional computer chip implant printed with "666" held up to camera surgical patient with the devil chip implanted in their forehead unrelated to the other two images, a guy in heaven marveling at colors and shapes
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Does anyone here know about 20 Minutes To Go? besides whoever put it in @dendycrew.com 's plug .dj thing like 14 years ago. It's from a real life cult and it's about how the world will end (due to devil computer chip implants and nuclear war) and how heaven is awesome www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYGp...
20 Minutes to Go! (1990)
YouTube video by RAY CATHODE
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