Pinned
spoocecow
@important.website
· Mar 6
Haha, wouldn't it be funny if... you know what, nevermind. Nevermind about everything. Never mind about my whole life. [dissipates into the wind]
More body parts should produce stones. I know how to do gallstones already, let me try my hand at brainstones
January 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
More body parts should produce stones. I know how to do gallstones already, let me try my hand at brainstones
a big angry gorilla grabbing my arm and throwing me into a brick wall would fix me (my shoulder hurts and I don't care if I live or die)
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
a big angry gorilla grabbing my arm and throwing me into a brick wall would fix me (my shoulder hurts and I don't care if I live or die)
In college ~20 years ago a friend had a bad dream and woke his roommates up by talking in his sleep, saying "... A wolf! Gross, gross." I still think about this
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 AM
In college ~20 years ago a friend had a bad dream and woke his roommates up by talking in his sleep, saying "... A wolf! Gross, gross." I still think about this
two or three roach foggers
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 AM
two or three roach foggers
I've got the vroomies 🤪 (drunk driving)
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I've got the vroomies 🤪 (drunk driving)
Reposted by spoocecow
Well, I guess I'm going to be up late again thinking about a game I have never played but whose title is always at the forefront of my mind, 𝑪𝒚𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑽𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍-𝑶𝒏 𝑶𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒐 𝑻𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 (電脳戦機バーチャロン オラトリオ・タングラム, 𝐷𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑜̄ 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑘𝑖 𝐵𝑎̄𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝑂𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑜 𝑇𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑢).
July 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well, I guess I'm going to be up late again thinking about a game I have never played but whose title is always at the forefront of my mind, 𝑪𝒚𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑽𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍-𝑶𝒏 𝑶𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒐 𝑻𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 (電脳戦機バーチャロン オラトリオ・タングラム, 𝐷𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑜̄ 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑘𝑖 𝐵𝑎̄𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝑂𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑜 𝑇𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑢).
The wisest man in the world once told me, you should use really tiny thin chopsticks, so that in case your arms fall off, or are destroyed, or get eaten by beasts, you can still put the chopsticks in your urethra and feed yourself that way. Had no idea how right he would be. RIP Scott Dilbert
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The wisest man in the world once told me, you should use really tiny thin chopsticks, so that in case your arms fall off, or are destroyed, or get eaten by beasts, you can still put the chopsticks in your urethra and feed yourself that way. Had no idea how right he would be. RIP Scott Dilbert
It might be interesting if leftist male allies applied to ICE and CBP and whatever, and then just proceeded to bumble around and fuck up operations and collect a paycheck. I do not think it could be distinguishable from their current operations. Just thinking...
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
It might be interesting if leftist male allies applied to ICE and CBP and whatever, and then just proceeded to bumble around and fuck up operations and collect a paycheck. I do not think it could be distinguishable from their current operations. Just thinking...
Introducing my new character, Barfin' Ralph
BARFIN' RALPH: *pukes*
BARFIN' RALPH: *pukes*
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Introducing my new character, Barfin' Ralph
BARFIN' RALPH: *pukes*
BARFIN' RALPH: *pukes*
Yet another beloved comic author has died due to autoerotic asphyxiation on my birthday. Weird
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Yet another beloved comic author has died due to autoerotic asphyxiation on my birthday. Weird
"it was his brainchild" stop it. you sound insane, or german. you mean "it was his idea".
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 AM
"it was his brainchild" stop it. you sound insane, or german. you mean "it was his idea".
Reposted by spoocecow
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
Reposted by spoocecow
When a CD or DVD is stored vertically for too long, the heavier bytes start to slide down and collect at the bottom edge of the disc. This is called "big endian".
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
When a CD or DVD is stored vertically for too long, the heavier bytes start to slide down and collect at the bottom edge of the disc. This is called "big endian".
Reposted by spoocecow
Reposted by spoocecow
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
[gravely intoning to my anime girl picross advisor like donnie wahlberg in the first scene of The Sixth Sense]
you think you naruhodo, but you don't... you don't.
you think you naruhodo, but you don't... you don't.
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
[gravely intoning to my anime girl picross advisor like donnie wahlberg in the first scene of The Sixth Sense]
you think you naruhodo, but you don't... you don't.
you think you naruhodo, but you don't... you don't.
Reposted by spoocecow
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
Reposted by spoocecow
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
[reaching woundlessly into my torso like pudding and retrieving a 20 foot sword]
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
[reaching woundlessly into my torso like pudding and retrieving a 20 foot sword]
I think if these pent-up ICE agents only knew the simple, sexy joys of Ecchi Manga, our country might be able to heal.
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I think if these pent-up ICE agents only knew the simple, sexy joys of Ecchi Manga, our country might be able to heal.
Reposted by spoocecow
KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho!
MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho!
MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year
<The World's Most Philosophical Man>
Whemn you are Big Enough, or too, Small Enough., tooth picks. and chop sticks. are the same....
Whemn you are Big Enough, or too, Small Enough., tooth picks. and chop sticks. are the same....
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
<The World's Most Philosophical Man>
Whemn you are Big Enough, or too, Small Enough., tooth picks. and chop sticks. are the same....
Whemn you are Big Enough, or too, Small Enough., tooth picks. and chop sticks. are the same....
Super Mario's nuts retract into his body when he becomes small Mario, quickly rendering his sperm nonviable.
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Super Mario's nuts retract into his body when he becomes small Mario, quickly rendering his sperm nonviable.