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impspawn.bsky.social
Imp Spawn
@impspawn.bsky.social
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They always told me I would go to hell in a hand basket.
So I turned it into a picnic basket.
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seizethememez.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
(Two people. One sulking and the other one with a (probably) comforting hand one the sulker's shoulder.) "Do you think it might help to learn the difference between "being silenced" and just, like, a bunch of people not wanting to hear you talk anymore?"
December 9, 2024 at 11:05 AM
impspawn.bsky.social
I confess. I never drowned sims. I just tried to get them to live happy lives in awesomely decorated houses with a lot of cats. Am I that weird?
(Gamer sitting behind their computer in the dark) "When people say games make you violent, but you're too scared to pick the rude dialogue and hurt the NPC's feelings."
December 6, 2024 at 7:39 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
It sure looks like this at times
Christmas: The time of year when all faiths put away their beliefs and celebrate Paganism.
December 4, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Photo-edit of a goose with 5 different colored heads and the caption: "Honkiamat, Mother of Gooses."
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
How many programmers does it take the change a light bulb? None! That's a hardware problem.
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
Calling bigotry an 'opinion' is like calling arsenic a 'flavor'
December 2, 2024 at 10:43 AM
impspawn.bsky.social
The last part might be a bit insulting for the devil.
Sorry for that. ;)
Your brutal honesty? Ain't nobody asking for that. Where is your clever honesty? Your compassionate honesty? Your insightful honesty? Uplifting? Poetic? Empowering? Take your brutal honesty and go sit in the back with all the devil's advocates.
November 28, 2024 at 8:43 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
"If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as you did because "you turned out fine," you did not in fact turn out fine."
November 28, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Cross-stitch embroidery ring, with a few flowers, a knife a skull, and the words: "Warning This is proof I have the patience to stab something 1,000 times."
November 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
Mister Sandman Bring me a meme Make it the dumbest Shit I've ever seen
November 24, 2024 at 8:59 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
So that's what seagulls do when they're not joink-robbing people from their snacks.
Photo evidence of seagulls leaving chemtrail marks in the sky. 100% legit because the photo says so.
November 23, 2024 at 12:11 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
Nobody told me growing older would feel like this
November 22, 2024 at 9:48 AM
impspawn.bsky.social
Jon Steward ages like a gouda cheese.
And there is hardly anything that cannot be enhanced with a firm dose of hearty well aged gouda.
"Hey all! Just found out I'm 'woke'... All this time, I just thought I was good at history". - Jon Steward
November 16, 2024 at 9:10 PM
impspawn.bsky.social
I wish I knew who made this, so I could shake their hand.
November 15, 2024 at 11:48 AM
impspawn.bsky.social
Best version I've seen so far.
November 15, 2024 at 12:07 AM
impspawn.bsky.social
Dump the dogecoins. The once fun meme crypto is being weaponized more than ever to fatten up the power hungry.
November 13, 2024 at 11:10 AM