17 minutes of shouting

-Him misunderstanding against all odds that the contract entitled 2025 treework and the invoices for said treework were not in fact a 12-month contract for 2026
-The work was done in 2 days, soon after he signed (no one has ever lodged this particular complaint before)

Huge surprise: my email laying this out with crystalline precision and attached documents has failed to shed any light on this for him and we have to have a phone call

This is like someone who doesn't have a dietary restriction voluntarily eating a substitute and then complaining about tofu or gluten-free products being unappealing. GO HAVE SOMETHING --LITERALLY ANYTHING -- ELSE, YOU BUFFOON

He was a CHILD who works at a discount grocery, lol

Tinfoil, cardboard, plastic containers and paper from recycling, torn gift bag for the snowflakes, rags from my rag bag, and a wool sweater with holes in it. The chain is 1.5 skeins of cotton yarn I already had, just chain crocheted three times

"Skinny jeans and a side part are so dated" excuse me you look like a tube from neck to toe

In other small business news I just collected an invoice 3+ months past due that I had to contact the recipient about TWELVE TIMES

The entire episode was under 10 seconds. I don't think I've ever laughed out loud during communion but i wasn't the only one