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Sarah
@imyerhero.bsky.social
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Middle aged mom somehow. She/her. Big geek. Knitter. Reader. Gamer. PNW. Pro LGBTQ+ rights. Pro choice. Pro BLM. Anti fascism. Also I shitpost a lot.
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An image of a white haired woman (Glenn Close). She has short cropped hair and is standing in a very fancy room, gazing off camera. She is wearing a white and silver dress that is excessively voluminous, with a train at least 8 feet long that has also been fashioned partway into a jacket. The caption reads, "Me trying to fold a fitted sheet".
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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If someone says "happy holidays" to you this year remind them that they are in America & there is no such thing as happiness.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Jfc Spotify. Just kill me.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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A photo of a Bagman figurine. He has his hands on his hips and is scowling (more than usual). The header reads "An important message from Batman regarding this time of year:" Batman says "I do not smell"
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Two images: The first image is Shelly Duvall in the movie "The Shining". Duvall has long straight black hair. She is wearing a blue sweater and is holding a large knife for defense. She is in the bathroom screaming as an axe bursts through the white wooden door. The second image is the head elf from the claymation movie "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer." He has a large bulbous nose, a brown goatee, and is wearing a green felt hat with a gold band. He gazes through the hole in the door yelling "Why weren't you at elf practice!?"
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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a blonde woman in a tinsel and bauble covered holiday dress stares into space while putting a glittery star on her head. the caption reads "dissociating for the rest of the year but in a festive way"
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The local gang showed up this morning seeking revenge for their fallen comrade.
A group of five turkeys forage in a front yard
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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The butterfly meme: a man (me) sees a yellow butterfly representing random chest pains and says is this finally it?
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I cooked a turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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A full slice of pumpkin pie sits in a tub of cool whip dessert topping. The caption reads “Don’t judge me. You don’t know the year I’ve had.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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My dad is iconic
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Hope your family trauma is minimal this week if you’re celebrating US Thanksgiving with family.
George Constance from the show Seinfeld staring offscreen in a disgruntled manner. The top caption reads: When you tell your therapist a really funny story from your childhood and they point out all the elements of neglect and trauma surrounding it. George is saying “why must there always be a problem?”
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as "my council of eunuchs"
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Two photos of a blonde woman in a suit, point of view through a window. It is Leslie Knope from Parks & Rec. She says "I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell."
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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An image of Elrond from Lord of the Rings but with Benoit Blanc [from Knives Out]'s face imposed on it. He is saying: [Benoit Blanc voice] and nine to the race of men, who above all else desire - what? powah. precisely. but they were all of them deCEIved. for ANOTHAH ring was made.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The heading reads "We listen and we don't judge." Below it is this statement. The face I'm listening with: [Followed by] a photo of Schmidt from the tv show New Girl. He is wrapped in a cozy warm brown waffle knit blanket, including over his head as a hood. He is giving a disgusted face to someone offscreen.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Do you have a scar on your knee or were u born after 2004
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I know it's Saturday but...
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I still say my phone number twice whenever I leave voicemails as if people can't see the number because I belong to the early 90s.
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM