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spending my night trying to speak Japanese without doing the accent as a bit and it's surprisingly hard
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
spending my night trying to speak Japanese without doing the accent as a bit and it's surprisingly hard
some day bryce harper is gonna die in a tragic scorpion venom detox because a podcast host who dropped out of community college told him it's an ancient Chinese medicinal practice that will make his WiFi faster and the Phillies will go bankrupt.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
some day bryce harper is gonna die in a tragic scorpion venom detox because a podcast host who dropped out of community college told him it's an ancient Chinese medicinal practice that will make his WiFi faster and the Phillies will go bankrupt.
im not actually going to pretend kei trucks/small cars are a bad thing just because trump voiced his support of them actually. cars have gotten bigger and bigger my entire life and it's dangerous for pedestrians, other drivers, motorcyclists, regular cyclists and basically everyone but the driver.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
im not actually going to pretend kei trucks/small cars are a bad thing just because trump voiced his support of them actually. cars have gotten bigger and bigger my entire life and it's dangerous for pedestrians, other drivers, motorcyclists, regular cyclists and basically everyone but the driver.
*fascist fascisting fascistly*
liberal journalists: this is just like communism
liberal journalists: this is just like communism
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*fascist fascisting fascistly*
liberal journalists: this is just like communism
liberal journalists: this is just like communism
i love the vast spectrum of human sexuality because sometimes I'll scroll past something that sounds like a sadpost but it turns out it's actually kinkposting
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i love the vast spectrum of human sexuality because sometimes I'll scroll past something that sounds like a sadpost but it turns out it's actually kinkposting
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dunce cap but for spending money on a mobile game
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
dunce cap but for spending money on a mobile game
i don't believe in the whole we live in a simulation thing but I had never heard anything about the Lebron James 10 point streak in my life until about 3 days ago, 2 days before it ended and if that doesn't feel like some crazy foreshadowing idk
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i don't believe in the whole we live in a simulation thing but I had never heard anything about the Lebron James 10 point streak in my life until about 3 days ago, 2 days before it ended and if that doesn't feel like some crazy foreshadowing idk
i miss having people to pawn off my failed baking experiments on.
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i miss having people to pawn off my failed baking experiments on.
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on the opposite side of the spectrum from the useful idiot is the useless intellectual who nuances and stunlocks themselves with "yes but also"s in a way that is pragmatically indistinguishable from being a useful idiot
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
on the opposite side of the spectrum from the useful idiot is the useless intellectual who nuances and stunlocks themselves with "yes but also"s in a way that is pragmatically indistinguishable from being a useful idiot
i agree, yuri makes girls free
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i agree, yuri makes girls free
firmly in my "washed up and playing the hits" era like i'm weezer
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
firmly in my "washed up and playing the hits" era like i'm weezer
some dude on 14 different stimulants talking to a boardroom of investors: LLMs are not only the future of labor, but they're sentient, and have a soul,
LLMs:
LLMs:
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
some dude on 14 different stimulants talking to a boardroom of investors: LLMs are not only the future of labor, but they're sentient, and have a soul,
LLMs:
LLMs:
something you like becoming popular or trendy is such a curse because for a brief moment you are absolutely spoiled for options and access to something you used to have to go out of your way for but then you blink and everyone else moves on and you're back to buying matcha online
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
something you like becoming popular or trendy is such a curse because for a brief moment you are absolutely spoiled for options and access to something you used to have to go out of your way for but then you blink and everyone else moves on and you're back to buying matcha online
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every time directly giving people money or housing is more effective at curbing houselessness than funnelling money thru 30 nonprofits that each buy a homeless person 1 toothbrush we just ignore it bc Protestant soul rot tells us if you aren't increasing shareholder value you don't deserve to live
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
every time directly giving people money or housing is more effective at curbing houselessness than funnelling money thru 30 nonprofits that each buy a homeless person 1 toothbrush we just ignore it bc Protestant soul rot tells us if you aren't increasing shareholder value you don't deserve to live
wrapped didn't completely suck ass this year!
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
wrapped didn't completely suck ass this year!
artsy waffle house photograph....
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
artsy waffle house photograph....
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An Early Morning Snow at Waffle House outside of Cleveland, Ohio
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
An Early Morning Snow at Waffle House outside of Cleveland, Ohio
tried out youtube music from April-October this year so the majority of my music history is on here. i really didn't care for it overall and sold my soul back to Spotify as of last month. spent a lot of time thinking about emo boys kissing during this time period.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
tried out youtube music from April-October this year so the majority of my music history is on here. i really didn't care for it overall and sold my soul back to Spotify as of last month. spent a lot of time thinking about emo boys kissing during this time period.
the forbidden yuri between me and the leftover buffalo chickn sandwich in my fridge at 2:41 AM
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
the forbidden yuri between me and the leftover buffalo chickn sandwich in my fridge at 2:41 AM
i finally understand how boomer baseball fans feel as someone who has a pretty solid grasp on baseball advanced stats, because I stumbled on a video of someone talking about NBA analytics and was like "oh this is incomprehensible, I fundamentally reject this"
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i finally understand how boomer baseball fans feel as someone who has a pretty solid grasp on baseball advanced stats, because I stumbled on a video of someone talking about NBA analytics and was like "oh this is incomprehensible, I fundamentally reject this"
ill never be a perfect symmetrical roundshit, everyone will always be able to tell im just a disgusting oblate spheroid.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ill never be a perfect symmetrical roundshit, everyone will always be able to tell im just a disgusting oblate spheroid.