Pie for dinner.

are you ok? no, i don’t have a bookcase with a decoy book that when you pull on it a hidden door opens that reveals a spiral staircase leading down to a secret room with a coffee bar and an unlimited supply of snacks.

Thinking of leaving X but reluctant to say goodbye to all your tweets? The resourceful Brazilians behind the @en.blueark.app bot are exporting mine here - not a perfect process but well worth the $10 they charged me.

another twitter refugee has arrived

Honestly, just make me dictator of the world. I'll be better and less mental and less cruel than all the other dictators. I promise. I guarantee it. I'll even put it on posters with drawings of me that make me look powerful and patriotic and shit. Got mad sick policies. Promise.

in my ongoing effort to use bluesky for microblogging instead of strictly joke-posting, I’d like to say im having some macaroni and cheese

Bean shark

I’ve been on Bluesky for like three days and I already waste my life on it

Saltydkdan has been cancelled for punching multiple children so hard that they die on impact

ARTISTS! Let’s do an art share!

There are now more than 12 MILLION Bluesky accounts!

Let’s find each other!

Spread the post to reach the most! 💙