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Just a blue dot in a Red Sea and I don’t mean the Middle East. Dropped into corn land after formative years everywhere else. God help my soul… and also put an end to the tyrannical recycling of Candy Corn. Amen.
I really do get a kick out of the way that airline tickets work. Checking out flights from KY to ATL for work… “Louisville to Atlanta, 15 hour layover in Dallas”. Who the hell would book this?
On the bright side, it’s pretty cool that it shows emissions when I’m booking.
On the bright side, it’s pretty cool that it shows emissions when I’m booking.
January 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I really do get a kick out of the way that airline tickets work. Checking out flights from KY to ATL for work… “Louisville to Atlanta, 15 hour layover in Dallas”. Who the hell would book this?
On the bright side, it’s pretty cool that it shows emissions when I’m booking.
On the bright side, it’s pretty cool that it shows emissions when I’m booking.
I’ve done two things in my life that truly made me feel dirty and unlovable…
Cleaned out the drain trap in the dishwasher… and put my tongue in a woman’s ass when she said she was curious about what it feels like.
So yeah, just cleaned out the dishwasher.
Cleaned out the drain trap in the dishwasher… and put my tongue in a woman’s ass when she said she was curious about what it feels like.
So yeah, just cleaned out the dishwasher.
January 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I’ve done two things in my life that truly made me feel dirty and unlovable…
Cleaned out the drain trap in the dishwasher… and put my tongue in a woman’s ass when she said she was curious about what it feels like.
So yeah, just cleaned out the dishwasher.
Cleaned out the drain trap in the dishwasher… and put my tongue in a woman’s ass when she said she was curious about what it feels like.
So yeah, just cleaned out the dishwasher.
The irony of Trump and Elon defending H1B visas for better educated workers is delicious. Essentially they’re admitting that the American educational system can’t keep up with other countries where university is likely free. Just a hot take but don’t mind me…
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December 28, 2024 at 9:22 PM
The irony of Trump and Elon defending H1B visas for better educated workers is delicious. Essentially they’re admitting that the American educational system can’t keep up with other countries where university is likely free. Just a hot take but don’t mind me…
How did Donald Trump get the Grinch’s face and eyebrows but Cartman’s whole ass personality? Part of me is befuddled he’d cancel Christmas for cancer kids and 9/11 firefighters but also… HIS FUCKING EYEBROWS!!! THE SAME HAIRCUT!!! It was there all along America.
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December 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
How did Donald Trump get the Grinch’s face and eyebrows but Cartman’s whole ass personality? Part of me is befuddled he’d cancel Christmas for cancer kids and 9/11 firefighters but also… HIS FUCKING EYEBROWS!!! THE SAME HAIRCUT!!! It was there all along America.
Does America understand the psychology behind Trump? Good or bad mention is no different for a narcissist- it’s all narcissistic supply. I think from now on it’s time to just employ that fun filled grey rock method. I guess what I’m saying is, what’s the tea on good books this month?
December 23, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Does America understand the psychology behind Trump? Good or bad mention is no different for a narcissist- it’s all narcissistic supply. I think from now on it’s time to just employ that fun filled grey rock method. I guess what I’m saying is, what’s the tea on good books this month?
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My God.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott spent $100,000 on billboards warning migrants they'll be r*ped if they cross the border illegally:
“How much did you pay to have your daughter r*ped?” one billboard reads.
"Your wife and daughter will pay for their trip with their bodies,” another reads.
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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott spent $100,000 on billboards warning migrants they'll be r*ped if they cross the border illegally:
“How much did you pay to have your daughter r*ped?” one billboard reads.
"Your wife and daughter will pay for their trip with their bodies,” another reads.
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December 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
My God.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott spent $100,000 on billboards warning migrants they'll be r*ped if they cross the border illegally:
“How much did you pay to have your daughter r*ped?” one billboard reads.
"Your wife and daughter will pay for their trip with their bodies,” another reads.
(1/2)
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott spent $100,000 on billboards warning migrants they'll be r*ped if they cross the border illegally:
“How much did you pay to have your daughter r*ped?” one billboard reads.
"Your wife and daughter will pay for their trip with their bodies,” another reads.
(1/2)
How does this CEO thing work? Do we just kind of wait for the next one or throw our names into a hat? Like the death penalty sucks but maybe if we do it Armageddon style and get some Aerosmith on the headphones during it will be a little easier. God knows the government isn’t going to help us.
December 21, 2024 at 9:34 PM
How does this CEO thing work? Do we just kind of wait for the next one or throw our names into a hat? Like the death penalty sucks but maybe if we do it Armageddon style and get some Aerosmith on the headphones during it will be a little easier. God knows the government isn’t going to help us.
Just enjoying the last Christmas season before Dickturd Cheetoh takes over. I’ll be savoring the sights and sounds before I spend the next two years aggressively supporting damn near any non GOP candidate in the upcoming midterms. On the bright side, no Muskrat sightings in the Midwest.
December 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Just enjoying the last Christmas season before Dickturd Cheetoh takes over. I’ll be savoring the sights and sounds before I spend the next two years aggressively supporting damn near any non GOP candidate in the upcoming midterms. On the bright side, no Muskrat sightings in the Midwest.
I’m going to say it. If you’re actually a man of strength and character, your job is to raise people up- not hold them down. Ancient man put the strongest in the back to watch over the herd, not stab them in the back. Modern alpha and actual alpha are two very different things.
December 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I’m going to say it. If you’re actually a man of strength and character, your job is to raise people up- not hold them down. Ancient man put the strongest in the back to watch over the herd, not stab them in the back. Modern alpha and actual alpha are two very different things.
The fact that so many Americans understand gun ownership “just in case” but don’t understand abortion rights “just in case” is ridiculous. I get they’re not the same but the sentiment- whether we like to acknowledge it or not, are. A hard choice to make but a choice that should be had.
December 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
The fact that so many Americans understand gun ownership “just in case” but don’t understand abortion rights “just in case” is ridiculous. I get they’re not the same but the sentiment- whether we like to acknowledge it or not, are. A hard choice to make but a choice that should be had.
I’m going to say it, telling people that Die Hard is a Christmas movie isn’t edgy…
Telling your family that Two Girls, One Cup is a Christmas movie about two women’s search for the grail and Trump makes an appearance so they’ll watch it… THAT’S edgy.
Merry Christmas Memaw.
Telling your family that Two Girls, One Cup is a Christmas movie about two women’s search for the grail and Trump makes an appearance so they’ll watch it… THAT’S edgy.
Merry Christmas Memaw.
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I’m going to say it, telling people that Die Hard is a Christmas movie isn’t edgy…
Telling your family that Two Girls, One Cup is a Christmas movie about two women’s search for the grail and Trump makes an appearance so they’ll watch it… THAT’S edgy.
Merry Christmas Memaw.
Telling your family that Two Girls, One Cup is a Christmas movie about two women’s search for the grail and Trump makes an appearance so they’ll watch it… THAT’S edgy.
Merry Christmas Memaw.
How are there so many people that don’t understand the difference between socialism and communism? Do schools just not teach this stuff here in America? Seriously, there is so much lost to the public based on poor education.
December 13, 2024 at 6:43 PM
How are there so many people that don’t understand the difference between socialism and communism? Do schools just not teach this stuff here in America? Seriously, there is so much lost to the public based on poor education.
Being an older millennial is kind of like being the forgotten middle child between Gens X and Z. The older kids bitch about coffee, Kurt Cobain, and act snarky about flannel and long johns while the younger kids remind you that you’re old, you can’t say that anymore, and you just don’t understand.
December 13, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Being an older millennial is kind of like being the forgotten middle child between Gens X and Z. The older kids bitch about coffee, Kurt Cobain, and act snarky about flannel and long johns while the younger kids remind you that you’re old, you can’t say that anymore, and you just don’t understand.
Trump will never hear this but he should: those veterans you want to cut benefits for are the only reason you can say the things you do and do it freely. Your money doesn’t mean shit in the face of tyranny any more than my lack of it does. Think on it…because they deserve better.
December 12, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Trump will never hear this but he should: those veterans you want to cut benefits for are the only reason you can say the things you do and do it freely. Your money doesn’t mean shit in the face of tyranny any more than my lack of it does. Think on it…because they deserve better.
One of the weirdest moments of my life was pulling off the highway to take a piss and ending up at the guard shack for Camp Peary, the training facility for the CIA. Nothing will ever make pee pressure worse than armed guards with submachine guns and guard dogs. Still not the weirdest.
December 12, 2024 at 7:40 AM
One of the weirdest moments of my life was pulling off the highway to take a piss and ending up at the guard shack for Camp Peary, the training facility for the CIA. Nothing will ever make pee pressure worse than armed guards with submachine guns and guard dogs. Still not the weirdest.
You know how they say Prism searches every communication of everyone around the world and is run by American intelligence agencies? I don’t get mad, I lean into it. Midget porn? Beastiality? Tijuana donkey shows? Snuff porn? Fox News? We’re both getting ptsd today Mr. Secret Agent Man.
December 12, 2024 at 7:28 AM
You know how they say Prism searches every communication of everyone around the world and is run by American intelligence agencies? I don’t get mad, I lean into it. Midget porn? Beastiality? Tijuana donkey shows? Snuff porn? Fox News? We’re both getting ptsd today Mr. Secret Agent Man.
You want politicians to be more honest and vote for what their constituents want? 👏MAKELOBBYINGILLEGAL👏 It’s not coincidence MicConnell is speaking up near the end of his career- it was spineless he didn’t do it sooner! Business have shouldn’t have any more access to a politician than a voter.
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 PM
You want politicians to be more honest and vote for what their constituents want? 👏MAKELOBBYINGILLEGAL👏 It’s not coincidence MicConnell is speaking up near the end of his career- it was spineless he didn’t do it sooner! Business have shouldn’t have any more access to a politician than a voter.
So at what point do we start trolling hate groups and crooked corporations? I feel like this is something that could get at least some bipartisan support.
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
So at what point do we start trolling hate groups and crooked corporations? I feel like this is something that could get at least some bipartisan support.
Turns out that rom coms with a sad daughter and some frozen pizza was the cure for overthinking about the tangerine terror and daydreaming of knocking off execs. I guess this is what I fight for when I tell myself all children should be safe and loved, not just mine.
December 9, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Turns out that rom coms with a sad daughter and some frozen pizza was the cure for overthinking about the tangerine terror and daydreaming of knocking off execs. I guess this is what I fight for when I tell myself all children should be safe and loved, not just mine.
Bernie Mac really was the VP pic we needed… just smacking down lobbyists left and right.
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December 8, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Bernie Mac really was the VP pic we needed… just smacking down lobbyists left and right.
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As scary as the world is there is never a day where I fart in the bathtub and don’t giggle to myself like a ten year old… until the smell hits.
December 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
As scary as the world is there is never a day where I fart in the bathtub and don’t giggle to myself like a ten year old… until the smell hits.
Hell yeah. Reverse the protections against the big banks that led to adjustable interest rates and privatize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Estimated additional 2400 a year on homeowners? Tariffs that will affect everybody’s groceries and home building? Bring it. Cut healthcare for millions? MAGA!!!
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December 8, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Hell yeah. Reverse the protections against the big banks that led to adjustable interest rates and privatize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Estimated additional 2400 a year on homeowners? Tariffs that will affect everybody’s groceries and home building? Bring it. Cut healthcare for millions? MAGA!!!
It’s amazing that we’ve reached a point in society where ignorance and intolerance is celebrated and exonerated. On the twelfth day of Christmas I’m really hoping Americans find their common sense again.
December 8, 2024 at 4:12 PM
It’s amazing that we’ve reached a point in society where ignorance and intolerance is celebrated and exonerated. On the twelfth day of Christmas I’m really hoping Americans find their common sense again.
Come on dickheads. People are speaking in hyperbole about killing CEOs. Just like politicians threatening to jail people for speaking against them. Or making everything a vindictive revenge tactic. It’s all a joke MAGA, that’s how people talk. Until it’s not.
December 7, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Come on dickheads. People are speaking in hyperbole about killing CEOs. Just like politicians threatening to jail people for speaking against them. Or making everything a vindictive revenge tactic. It’s all a joke MAGA, that’s how people talk. Until it’s not.