Ineffable Jeff
@ineffablejeff.bsky.social
I see the snow
I am not surprised that the snowflakes are white
I will be astonished if they are not also overwhelmingly male
He/him
I am not surprised that the snowflakes are white
I will be astonished if they are not also overwhelmingly male
He/him
Can't keep track without a scorecard
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Can't keep track without a scorecard
Somebody get this guy some props
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Somebody get this guy some props
I parked a two spaces away from the cart return, because there was a flat cart in the spot next to it. I returned to that cart, and when I came back out from the store, another had appeared in that space as if by magic.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I parked a two spaces away from the cart return, because there was a flat cart in the spot next to it. I returned to that cart, and when I came back out from the store, another had appeared in that space as if by magic.
ATC: Flight Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six, please confirm.
PILOT: I don't wanna.
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six you must confirm.
P: Don't make me.
A: Landing clearance requires confirmation.
P: No.
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six?
P:
P: Tylenol causes autism
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six cleared to land
PILOT: I don't wanna.
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six you must confirm.
P: Don't make me.
A: Landing clearance requires confirmation.
P: No.
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six?
P:
P: Tylenol causes autism
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six cleared to land
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ATC: Flight Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six, please confirm.
PILOT: I don't wanna.
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six you must confirm.
P: Don't make me.
A: Landing clearance requires confirmation.
P: No.
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six?
P:
P: Tylenol causes autism
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six cleared to land
PILOT: I don't wanna.
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six you must confirm.
P: Don't make me.
A: Landing clearance requires confirmation.
P: No.
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six?
P:
P: Tylenol causes autism
A: Kilo Alpha Three-Niner-Six cleared to land
That's not exactly exculpatory (though the shadow does darken him quite a bit)
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That's not exactly exculpatory (though the shadow does darken him quite a bit)
"How many Oreos should we put in each sleeve?"
"Uh...thirteen?"
"Sounds great, do it!"
— some sociopaths at Nabisco
"Uh...thirteen?"
"Sounds great, do it!"
— some sociopaths at Nabisco
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"How many Oreos should we put in each sleeve?"
"Uh...thirteen?"
"Sounds great, do it!"
— some sociopaths at Nabisco
"Uh...thirteen?"
"Sounds great, do it!"
— some sociopaths at Nabisco
Sorry this is fast and bad and maybe late, but I think you want to push on the two sides of the plug, near where the wires join to release it
September 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Sorry this is fast and bad and maybe late, but I think you want to push on the two sides of the plug, near where the wires join to release it
[Offered a ridiculously large cookie]
ME: Should I eat this cookie?
ME: No.
ME: Did I eat this cookie?
ALSO ME:
ME: Should I eat this cookie?
ME: No.
ME: Did I eat this cookie?
ALSO ME:
September 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
[Offered a ridiculously large cookie]
ME: Should I eat this cookie?
ME: No.
ME: Did I eat this cookie?
ALSO ME:
ME: Should I eat this cookie?
ME: No.
ME: Did I eat this cookie?
ALSO ME:
"Symbols of transgender ideology had been engraved on the lapel mic."
September 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Symbols of transgender ideology had been engraved on the lapel mic."
...and the butterflies will still be able to drink from their eyelids.
Not sure what that means, economically, I just thought it was a neat factoid.
Not sure what that means, economically, I just thought it was a neat factoid.
July 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
...and the butterflies will still be able to drink from their eyelids.
Not sure what that means, economically, I just thought it was a neat factoid.
Not sure what that means, economically, I just thought it was a neat factoid.
These were from a list sent home at the end of the year in 2013 or so
May 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
These were from a list sent home at the end of the year in 2013 or so
Looks like Florida is turning out all the egg-head elitists
May 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Looks like Florida is turning out all the egg-head elitists
I think we just have to let this play out to its logical end
April 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think we just have to let this play out to its logical end
M-O-O-N, that spells "moon"
(Eight-Nine El Eee Oh En Eye Ess spells "89 Leonis" in the upper right)
(The lower-right stars are even less remarkable)
(Photo Credit: me and my stupid "let's wake up at 2 AM" ass)
(Eight-Nine El Eee Oh En Eye Ess spells "89 Leonis" in the upper right)
(The lower-right stars are even less remarkable)
(Photo Credit: me and my stupid "let's wake up at 2 AM" ass)
March 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
M-O-O-N, that spells "moon"
(Eight-Nine El Eee Oh En Eye Ess spells "89 Leonis" in the upper right)
(The lower-right stars are even less remarkable)
(Photo Credit: me and my stupid "let's wake up at 2 AM" ass)
(Eight-Nine El Eee Oh En Eye Ess spells "89 Leonis" in the upper right)
(The lower-right stars are even less remarkable)
(Photo Credit: me and my stupid "let's wake up at 2 AM" ass)
MASTR* Blaster strikes again
* Make America Surrender To Russia
* Make America Surrender To Russia
March 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
MASTR* Blaster strikes again
* Make America Surrender To Russia
* Make America Surrender To Russia
This is the only thing I need to remember about this brainiac
February 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is the only thing I need to remember about this brainiac
Musk's Take Your Child to Work role model
February 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Musk's Take Your Child to Work role model