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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

The last time I used a Mac was to play Maelstrom in primary school

Surely nothing much has changed since then, should be like riding a bike!

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

Also hello! Laptop shit itself for good after a pretty solid eight years of sounding like a jet engine, so sry I haven't been active lately

I'll hopefully snag something new soon-ish. Prices are absolutely dire at the moment though 🫡

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

Wow this is the secret to avoiding Bluesky's 100 different filters. Drinking banana milk from an artificial vagina

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

New onahole review! It's Babumi Big! infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/03/r...

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

Just told her a funny joke

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waspsalad 🔞 @waspsalad.bsky.social · Mar 10

have a Kitsune Miku

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

Damn, nice! Congrats!

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

looool (hey mate <3)

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

I hate that this looks like something I'd review

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

Haha, it's actually the opposite down here but I GET IT

The worst are those who stand right in the middle and constantly shift around

Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

Love when seemingly everyone who ever visits a Westfield has never experienced an escalator before and decides to stop when when they reach the end of it

Really good shopping experience

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Akai Riot @akairiot.com · 18d

not gonna doom about Bluesky too much because it still handily beats the alternative, but the inevitable enshittification of every service I have ever used and ever will use *does* make me just a tiny bit irritable

A screenshot of me submitting an appeal to Bluesky moderation for adding the Adult Content label to this post. My comment reads: Hey dumbasses -- you constantly add the adult content label to my artistic nude artwork. Do you think it's adult content because her breasts are big? Or because it's anime style? What's the deal?

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stubbietubbie @stubbietubbie.bsky.social · 19d

FUCKING...

Yes, it's so 1989 it hurts. The fact it's supposed to be 2015 is both sad and adorable.

I mean: hoverboards, Pepsi Perfect (check eBay), dehydrated pizza, and FAXES.

a cartoon character with the words what a time to be alive below him

ALT: a cartoon character with the words what a time to be alive below him

media.tenor.com

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 19d

Yeeess, I rewatched Part II myself a few months ago for the first time in *ages* and absolutely loved it

Even just the first basic look at Hill Valley in the future where you realise all they've done is just add some ramps and shit everywhere which make no sense, it's so charming

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 19d

🤫

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 19d

Been hovering on a cart full of all the hyper budget smell fetish stuff they have for a review, but I'm sorta thinking they'll all just be little bottles full of dishwashing liquid or bleach

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 19d

Sure AliExpress, why not

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 21d

HULK PISS ZONE

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 21d

Still not used to how crisp this game looks holy hell

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 21d

These both sound like game shows that'd play on free-to-air TV at like 3pm

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 22d

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じゃぎ @jyagi.bsky.social · 24d

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 22d

Russell Grant's Wreckreation would be GOTY 😳

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Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 22d

... Sure looks like the exact same shit physics from Dangerous Driving :(

Infernal Monkey @infernalmonkey.bsky.social · 22d

Wow what the hell, I thought this was canned years ago

Gematsu @gematsu.com · 22d

Wreckreation launches October 28

Open-world arcade racing game Wreckreation will launch for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, and PC via Steam on October 28 for $39.99 / € 39.99, publisher THQ Nordic and developer Three Fields Entertainment announced.

Wreckreation launches October 28

Open-world arcade racing game Wreckreation will launch for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, and PC via Steam on October 28 for $39.99 / € 39.99, publisher THQ Nordic and developer Three Fields Entertainment announced.

www.gematsu.com

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