I’m gonna make this stuff my entire personality for a week or two, I think.

THANK YOU. Holy hell this is delicious. :-)

Do you have any idea what the person in the foreground (Picard?) is holding in this shot?

There are better ways to shut down a Home Depot than harassing the employees all day, and that's all this is.

TIL I've been pronouncing Giancarlo Esposito's last name wrong since 1989.

Bonus points for "I am Pontifex".

Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry.

Not quite the same thing, but I saw BB King maybe three or four times in concert and I knew the last time was the last time. I left the show wishing he had someone in his life who could tell him it was okay to retire.

Damn. Should I ask?

(I live in fear of Eddie Vedder turning out to be a scumbag somehow. I really do.)

(That's magnificent, btw)

Knock over a shelf of action figures as a distraction