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infinitesimalvoid.bsky.social
Fini (they/them)
@infinitesimalvoid.bsky.social
25, disabled, lifelong crocheter and fibercrafter, sudoku variant enthusiast, dedicated parent of two orange cats, once described as "the lovechild of a magpie and a trickster fae"
i joke about being a grandma, but i'm hanging out with my grandma this week and. we are literally the same person. constant naps, bitching about the rain messing with our joints, obsessed with our cats, talking about crochet... i truly am just meant for grandma life
May 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
growing my hair out and braiding it like my aunt keeps hers is so healing :,)
April 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i 💖 meeting another autistic person of a similar flavor, where they almost instantly feel like an old friend, and then you just spend the party in the corner nerding out... like i think you understand me on a soul level and even if we never meet again i cherish that time together
April 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
deeply unfortunate that being in physical pain makes me a better singer
April 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
if i had a nickel for every time a complete stranger asked me to drive their car home from the bar, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
April 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
why does my leg hurt worse than it did when i actually got the side of it tattooed knee-ditch-to-over-hip and worked that same day. what did i do
March 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the noble left bicep: got tattooed yesterday, no pain today, absolutely fine

the wretched right thigh: didn't even get stabbed yet hurts like i hopped fifty miles on one leg

curses upon this confusing mortal form
March 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
niche lifelong nashville resident opinion: if you stand on the pews at the ryman, the ushers or your fellow crowdmates should be legally allowed to deck you. nay, not even allowed, but required. keep your filthy shoes on the floor
March 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
not catholic but i think anglicans are weak for not interpreting the sacrament as Literal. like if you're gonna do the whole little ritual you should MEAN IT. that's blood and body baby!!! i don't necessarily believe in jesus, but if you do you should PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT
March 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
inlaws offered us half an apple pie (my favorite and a good one too) wife said no before turning to me and realizing i looked like a kicked dog. we compromised and took a quarter of the pie
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
every time i drive by [redacted] i feel sick like lol lol the grief is crushing and neverending i miss my friend so bad
March 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
watch this! (i turn into an orb and start shrieking while emanating blinding light)
March 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
found out my library has libby, so i got it and holy cow. i read book one of a series in physical format but they didn't have the rest - libby has them!!! and lots of other books they don't physically carry! plus i can change the font and size! THANK YOU LIBRARIES I LOVE YOU LIBRARIES
March 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
when hozier said "it's ugly, but it's clean," he was speaking so much truth. look with all your eyes straight at the core of my being and understand lol
March 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
making breakfast for wife is a top ten activity of all time
March 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
horses are a kind of person. arguably more honest and trustworthy that most human people. dolphins are also a kind of person but they are tricky and deceitful creatures who use their sentience for various misdeeds. human people and non-human people all generally enjoy getting high though
March 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
everyone get a septum piercing NAAOOOOWWWWW
March 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
in my kitchen mixing strange ingredience in funny shaped glass containers... would you like to drink some... ignore the color i promise it's sweet
March 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
daughter ... i have received a Yogurt Injury ... hauuughhh
March 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
nothing quite like repairing a broken object... fixed the straps of my purse that were wearing through at the apex and i'm just sitting here like waaoowwww also my cat is being so cute hold on this post is now about my cat
March 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i am the wife in question and i would like to set the record straight- i left the room not out of shame, nor embarrassment, but for snacks. i, too, would fuck the empress of the racnoss and i'm not afraid to say so
watching doctor who and thhs mf showed up i got so horny that my wife had to leave the room
March 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
learning card magic tricks to rig tarot readings for roasting purposes
March 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
brother, blood is no concern of mine - not that which we share, nor yours that i shall spill

-my cat before beating the shit out of my other cat
February 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
bitches are afraid of aging but me personally? i cannot wait to be that old butch at the bar with rough hands and soft smile lines and silver-grey hair gleaming in the low light
February 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
i got a combo pressure cooker/air fryer like five years ago for $45 and just this weekend actually used it as a pressure cooker for chili. i was scared of the thing but it turned out pretty good!

hopefully will be making jam come springtime bc apparently you can use it for pressure canning too
February 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM