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Infinite Perspective
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Wait, does this mean I didn't need to remove my potentially divisive tattoo?!
A close-up of an upper arm, with a crudely edited "tattoo" that says "if (d!=0) return n/d;
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Screenshotting this because it is the new Torment Nexus Post
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Got my new Bloödcheëp shirt from @rosemarymosco.com !
Was playing 20 questions last night (while wearing this) with 8yo and the answer he picked was Bloodcheep four times in a row 😆
A t-shirt featuring the terrifying, vulture-like visage of a make Northern Cardinal in full molt, aka a Bloödcheëp, with a single stray feather sticking out of his head. Above the image it says Bloödcheëp in spooky letters.
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Like here's a comparison from a county website trying to explain it, cus the thing on the left is mostly what we have and what we mostly think of when we hear "roundabout"
"How is a traffic circle different from a roundabout?" graphic from Washington County website. Shows the circle-with-perpendicular-intersections traffic circle we're used to vs the smoothly-flowing entrance and exits of a roundabout
October 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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This one?
Cover of the book "Semenology: the semen Bartender's Handbook" by Paul "forie" Photenhauer featuring a photograph of a glass of brandy or something with a line of what is definitely the author's jizz pouring into it.
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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TFW you're a snotty. hungry. leaky, horny animal that is easily frustrated, excited. and startled
Close-up of the face of.the woman delivered on the second slide of the previous skeet. She has a blank yet intense expression, as though contemplating her body's weirdness
September 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Lol does he know what site he's posting on? *Walking into the Conference of Advance Theoretical Kink going "Guys! Guys! I've discovered *spanking*!"
Major Manliness @majormanliness.bsky.social Feel blessed. It would transform you from being boring ass vanilla, into someone that others would actually find interesting and desire. September 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
September 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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But seriously look at this thing.
Photo of a Halloween display at Lowe's featuring a witch with cauldron, a skeleton DJ, and the "classic" Twelve Foot Skeleton. Next to it is a wrinkled vampire in a tattered tube that towers over the skeleton, which doesn't even come up to Nosferatu's shoulder. It doesn't look it but I promise it's the Big Skeleton.
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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🎶duh duh duh dun-uh
duh duh duh dun-uh🎶

🙀Ah-aah-aaahhhh-AAHH!
Ah-aah-aaahhhh-AAHH
Torbie feeling the beat Torbie screaming a metal scream
September 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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For posterity
Ambrose Grant @ambrosegrant.bsky.social No one is asking you to vote for a fascist, you're being asked to vote for a normie ass liberal over an actual fascist, stop being hysterical If I thought all water was piss it's understandable why I would be repulsed by the idea of drinking water, but I'd be clinically insane to believe that August 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social "Dude, that's piss!" "Haha! No it's not, silly!" "It's yellow, it reeks, and I just saw that dude piss in the cup." "Oh, him? Yeah, he's on my team! So it's delicious! *gulp gulp gulp*" That's what you sound like. Maybe you love the rancid taste of transphobia but that doesn't make us crazy. ...
August 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Gru's plan meme Page 1: Flying Car Benefits: Page 2: - no need for airports or runways Page 3: - nobody has to go to flight school
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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If you see this, quote post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE
A young man in black pants, white shirt and tie wheels a ~1m³ metal box with attached electronics past another similarly dressed man. It's a super-low-budget time machine prop because this is Primer(2004).
July 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Henry says "hi" and also "check out my fancy butt hole"
Henry the fawn pug doing a handstand in a grassy yard, as one does when one needs to pee. His butthole is clearly visible. It's very fancy. Look at it. You know you want to, cus it's pretty great.
July 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Okay off-topic (?) but...
Stephen Fry in tuxedo and top hat Jack Black as Minecraft Steve
June 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Anyone want to bet this douche canoe DIDN'T say Roe was going to be fine and people were overreacting? Anyone wanna take that bet? Anyone?
Nicholas Bagley @nbagley.bsky.social What's more, I have a very high degree of confidence that the birthright citizenship order will never take effect. Maybe I'm wrong about that -- we will see -- but I think optimism here is in order.
June 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Elon:
"I love that you are into horse riding"
June 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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It doesn't have exactly the same effect but in the genre of "large men in music doing Andre-adjacent things" I have to nominate Peter Steele playing double bass like a guitar
A large man has a double bass, the huge acoustic stringer instrument normally played with it standing on the floor, slung over his shoulder like an electric guitar. The image is monochrome with a sticky green tinge. It's a promotional photo, but he did really play it that way.
June 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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The True Gospel

(Apropos, the name of this beer is metaphorical, but not ironic)
A beer bottle with a red label featuring a photo of a horse's neck and head, its mouth wide and teeth bared. It's called "Horse Piss Beer" and it means it. I know.
May 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I've always wanted a, any, Cancel Weirdo Culture to explain the leap from "this shit" (ppl warning each other about an abuser) and "taking up the mantle of the justice system" (which applies penalties for the alleged crime including imprisonment for a period of years).

Sadly, today is not that day.
Michachu (about rapist and follow, LB): We have a legal system for this shit, and I've seen what happens when others decide to take up that mantle. I want no god damn part of it.
March 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
M31, The Andromeda Galaxy
March 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Brush em off! We must return to brunch!
Future Claire from Scrooged. Her face is heavily made up with pale foundation, bright red lipstick and dark eye shadow. She has a broad black lacey hat and a white and black blouse. She's giving a forced smile because it was definitely worth what she had to give up to enjoy her brunch.
March 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A decent-for-me digiscope of the moon while observing mercury, Venus showing a nice crescent and the moon with 8yo. There were other planets up but it was windy and we'd had better views of them before.
The moon in thin crescent. The night side is clearly visible from earthshine. The day side is washed out, but craters at or near the terminator are clear by virtue of being in partial shadow
March 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Look at this Metroid mini-boss-ass creature
Fossil creature with a long skull with four large openings on the side. Back is bony plates with spikes sticking diagonally up off the sides. A plaque reads Aetosaur, longosuchus meadeib skeleton, Triassic, Howard county, Texas
February 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Invincible 😅
Your private part is named after the last movie or tv show you watched. What is yours?
February 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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No I'm fucking not what are you talking about you crazy website??
Bluesky score 9.00 "Trendsetter" lol
December 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM