A butterfly called Trauma Response flutters by

"Is this male socialization?"

Realtor trying to sell Sauron's tower after LotR. "It's a great example of a Magic Castle. 'Evil looking'? I assure you it's just the style. Very trendy these days, but also a classic look, sure to have great resale value."

If God manifested as a human, why not as a horned anime baddie?

The most brutal act in this excerpt is what happens to the mystery of what situation could make her wonder if she still has eyes, when in the next sentence it's revealed that it is simply dark.

The next horror was totally more horrifying, yo

* Necrosmooch

But what if I forget that the Necromancers create their Necrothralls through Necromancy?!

Rogue is a rogue-lite

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Then someone asked "but what if instead of radio it was an iPod?" and Baby Driver was born

How experienced? Because we already filled our New Grad and Senior Gay positions, but are looking for a Staff Gay, with a path to becoming a Gay Fellow

Any minorities they see receiving healthcare have a special One of the Good Ones dispensation, it's fine

Can we just tell them minorities aren't allowed to have it? I dunno I'm just spit-balling here

The Pikachu was filled with whale juice instead of air

My MIL still fears doctors because when she was a child, "Classmate X went to the hospital" was the last thing you heard of them before "Classmate X died".

But yeah Junior Great Books were nightmare trauma fuel, assigned to elementary and junior high students. In one, the parents said the kids were using their holodeck too much, so the kids arranged for them to get trapped in an African Savanna sim to get eaten by lions. It works. The kids watched.