For a librarian, it's "Does anyone even go to libraries anymore?"

I would consider that unethical. But -- librarians do sometimes have access to advance copies (sometimes print, often ebooks or e-audio), which are available to us for guidance in purchasing, writing reviews, and making recommendations.

But a deeply awkward errand to the UPS store.

Yes! We offered my young daughter $15 to do a household task and she countered with $10.

Aw, I think her dress is cute and fun.

Same. I'll never forget that.

Leonardo leads.

I'm so sorry for your loss, Robin.

Put it under your pillow for the toenail fairy.

I've never opted out of anything so fast

You can do that, but then it becomes a second breakfast and you'll still need a proper lunch later.

...ah, my foes, and oh, my friends— It gives a lovely light!