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Jacquie
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I hate Illinois Nazis.
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oh cool an extra hour of 2025, exactly what everyone wanted
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Reminder that September is National library card month, so you should totally go get a library card! Yes, they have books, but many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and more! Maybe it's time for a visit!
September 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I found a little stash of chocolate bars behind some dish towels and I thought this is what squirrels feel when they find nuts they buried. But now I think the stash was created by one of my kids, so now I know what squirrels feel like when they find nuts someone else buried.
July 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The brand name that is on
These shoes from Amazon:
CUSOLMORE
a man in a tuxedo is dancing in a living room with a woman .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is dancing in a living room with a woman .
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June 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Has anyone ever opened their browser and truly cared about "What's new with Chrome?"
June 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Wednesday is truly the worst reward for making it through Monday and Tuesday
May 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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let us not forget
May 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It would be so nice if Costco had a dedicated shopping time for people who walk fast. 30 minutes a week would be more than enough.
May 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”
March 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
March 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Opening line of my novel: "She was glad she bought eggs last week, even though they were expensive, because this week there are no eggs. Later she'll remind the kids to use milled flax as a substitute for baking and to save the eggs for when they really want to eat them."
February 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Silencing the press is never a good look
February 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Today feels a lot like 2020. My kids are doing remote learning (snow coming). I bought groceries and used the self checkout (eggs are $5.46 at Aldi). I'm so worried about the government.
February 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
January 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Nothing worse than getting hurt slipping on the ice and then having to put ice on the injuries.
January 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I just can't get over how it's socially acceptable for people to watch loud videos on their phones in public places. It shouldn't be.
January 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Nothing -- NOTHING -- excuses talking on speaker phone or listening to videos/reels/what the fuck ever in public without headphones. Get the fuck over yourself, you're oblivious and selfish. #AiringOfTheGrievances
December 23, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Imagine if they did a revival of Daria where she's a middle-aged librarian in the unlikely position of helping coach her daughter's volleyball team, and that's basically my life.
December 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I just blocked an account that posted AI pics. I really haven't seen much of that here, as compared to over at the bad place.
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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So damn true 💯
November 27, 2024 at 11:37 AM
My newest skill is I can catch a volleyball with one hand while holding a clipboard and pencil.
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 AM
@tacobell.bsky.social How many caramel apple empanadas do I need to eat to convince you to make their return permanent?
November 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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New to Bluesky and lost? Here are some things I’ve found useful:

- There’s less algorithm here, so follow more = more vibrant
- repost liberally! Remember: less algo
- starter packs are great!
- feeds! I follow a science feed (🧪), a books feed (💙📚), etc
- stay weird
- block & mute the assholes
a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words welcome join the club
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words welcome join the club
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October 17, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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I created a thread of Bluesky Starter Packs that interest me since there currently isn't a repository of searchable packs. If you have one feel free to reply with it so people can find more. I'll keep adding to the thread as I discover them.
First: Science Storytellers.
bsky.app/starter-pack...
September 19, 2024 at 6:48 PM