K. Maloney
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inkandmoxie.bsky.social
K. Maloney
@inkandmoxie.bsky.social
Above all, Do. No. Harm.
If you can’t handle that, move along.
Disaster Lesbian - off the market.
Officiant Extraordinaire.
Newly minted Union President.
she/her
The hardware store’s horror section is definitely interesting this year*

*yes, I am aware it’s just Christmas topstock prepped for quick turnover in a week. Let me have this.
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Drop some hats.
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Considering it is 90 degrees, I am literally smoking right now
June 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It may be more Faux that Mo’ but I’m counting it.
February 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
See below response from the Creator of Kinekt Design: Glen Liberman.

Sorry you’re so short handed Glen, but looking at how you engage with customers, I see why.
January 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
These are from the past few hours alone.
January 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Jade is trying to convince me she needs the sandwich. Her very existence depends on it. And if she doesn’t get it…she will fall asleep right there and I’ll be trapped forever.
January 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you’re going to go out of your way to make new accounts to hide from me and harass my partner, I’ll blow that spot every time.
If you’re reading this, watch yourself if this account follows you.
Feel free to let her know she’s not welcome.
January 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dawn of the Sixth Day.
She still hasn’t noticed or asked.
For context - It’s the box on the right.
December 21, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Jordan, accused cookie thief.
Clearly unrepentant and asserting his innocence.
December 15, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Ta da!
December 8, 2024 at 3:26 PM
1 distance train, a short delayed transfer, one missed connection, and one rolling circus/frat car on wheels known as The Last Train Before Dawn later…I am finally home lying next to a very concerned house wolf. In the morning he demands to be repaid for his worry in never ending belly rubs.
November 17, 2024 at 8:22 AM
The King of Himbos (canine category) displays himself for your approval, and hopefully belly rubs.
November 16, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Even while out of town I am merely bedding for the fur fam.
November 11, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Taking a trip to see the lovely and amazing @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social that included a pit stop in NYC. You know what that means…
November 9, 2024 at 5:12 PM
In spirit because I need to be sober to work, supposedly.
November 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Middle Class Mandalorian. For those days when smuggling and bounty work just ain’t cutting it.
October 31, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I have become pillow for hounds.
October 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Did my civic duty. Hope you’ll all come out and join me.
October 26, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Don’t you dare call me an Elder. Unless you’re paying me tribute, and if so, I prefer non-sequential bills.
September 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
As requested -
June 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
She’s great but may I also suggest-
May 29, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Another account to swiftly block.
Apologies I took the shot after reporting but before hitting block.
May 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
It’s not an excuse. Pretty sure once you’ve been given and accepted a sword, it’s pretty real. Sláinte.
May 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
May I also add:
May 5, 2024 at 2:57 PM