Grumper
@inshadows.bsky.social
I like jokes, the feet of lizards and flies, smart stuff, kindness, bumblebees, a cold lager, and naps. Man, I do like naps!
Things I would avoid even if I could live my dreams:
1. Touching brightly coloured frogs in the jungle even if they look awesome.
1. Touching brightly coloured frogs in the jungle even if they look awesome.
December 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Things I would avoid even if I could live my dreams:
1. Touching brightly coloured frogs in the jungle even if they look awesome.
1. Touching brightly coloured frogs in the jungle even if they look awesome.
There are so many things I want to rant about. Globally, locally, personally, I can't even with *gnnn* aaaaarh ok please don't feel obliged to read no thread. But feel free to like if you're also generally pissed.
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
There are so many things I want to rant about. Globally, locally, personally, I can't even with *gnnn* aaaaarh ok please don't feel obliged to read no thread. But feel free to like if you're also generally pissed.
FIFA Peace Price... 🤦
Reality 1 - The Onion 0
Reality 1 - The Onion 0
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
FIFA Peace Price... 🤦
Reality 1 - The Onion 0
Reality 1 - The Onion 0
I cancelled my amazon thing. I wonder if that counts as another attack by the EU on the American people. 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I cancelled my amazon thing. I wonder if that counts as another attack by the EU on the American people. 🤔
Ok you did the tequila race, you did the can chew slurp, you did garden hose from keg and you did the box wine suckout. Good for you!
You still haven't been properly drunk unless you downed cold Swedish glögg straight from the bottle. (Or Tetra, in these horrid days we lead.)
Merry Crishmash!
You still haven't been properly drunk unless you downed cold Swedish glögg straight from the bottle. (Or Tetra, in these horrid days we lead.)
Merry Crishmash!
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ok you did the tequila race, you did the can chew slurp, you did garden hose from keg and you did the box wine suckout. Good for you!
You still haven't been properly drunk unless you downed cold Swedish glögg straight from the bottle. (Or Tetra, in these horrid days we lead.)
Merry Crishmash!
You still haven't been properly drunk unless you downed cold Swedish glögg straight from the bottle. (Or Tetra, in these horrid days we lead.)
Merry Crishmash!
I'm your Penus -
I'm your fyre,
your desyre.
I'm your fyre,
your desyre.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm your Penus -
I'm your fyre,
your desyre.
I'm your fyre,
your desyre.
I would love to share my astonishing wisdom with you right now, my dear friends at bluesky, but I haven't spun a Pokéstop today so it might be a while.
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I would love to share my astonishing wisdom with you right now, my dear friends at bluesky, but I haven't spun a Pokéstop today so it might be a while.
Hey, letting you know I suck; here are my links:
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December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hey, letting you know I suck; here are my links:
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If you're white, you live in the USA, and you hate immigrants: I might have some bad news for you.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you're white, you live in the USA, and you hate immigrants: I might have some bad news for you.
I would like to think that if I had lived in Berlin in the late 1930:s, I wouldn't have been doing the hitler salute and all that.
But it's rather presumptuous, isn't it, to claim that I would have been more enlightened than anyone else?
Just think carefully about who you hitler salute, ok?
But it's rather presumptuous, isn't it, to claim that I would have been more enlightened than anyone else?
Just think carefully about who you hitler salute, ok?
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I would like to think that if I had lived in Berlin in the late 1930:s, I wouldn't have been doing the hitler salute and all that.
But it's rather presumptuous, isn't it, to claim that I would have been more enlightened than anyone else?
Just think carefully about who you hitler salute, ok?
But it's rather presumptuous, isn't it, to claim that I would have been more enlightened than anyone else?
Just think carefully about who you hitler salute, ok?
Oh, I got my looks sorted gal.
If you don't like "fat, bald, tired old dad", you just get outta line and let the others come forward.
If you don't like "fat, bald, tired old dad", you just get outta line and let the others come forward.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh, I got my looks sorted gal.
If you don't like "fat, bald, tired old dad", you just get outta line and let the others come forward.
If you don't like "fat, bald, tired old dad", you just get outta line and let the others come forward.
I'm actually old enough to remember when the united states was a democracy.
...hmmm was or were?
Ah, I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
...hmmm was or were?
Ah, I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm actually old enough to remember when the united states was a democracy.
...hmmm was or were?
Ah, I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
...hmmm was or were?
Ah, I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
Would you want to not be bipolar?
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Would you want to not be bipolar?
I'm watching this rerun of a soccer game, the title was like "Classic game, 4-3 team X v/s team Y" so it's like... wow, way to keep it interesting. 👍
Only, even if the game is from 2009, I'm still kinda hoping the Y team might win.
Please Sir can I have some serotonin? Or kill me now.
Only, even if the game is from 2009, I'm still kinda hoping the Y team might win.
Please Sir can I have some serotonin? Or kill me now.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm watching this rerun of a soccer game, the title was like "Classic game, 4-3 team X v/s team Y" so it's like... wow, way to keep it interesting. 👍
Only, even if the game is from 2009, I'm still kinda hoping the Y team might win.
Please Sir can I have some serotonin? Or kill me now.
Only, even if the game is from 2009, I'm still kinda hoping the Y team might win.
Please Sir can I have some serotonin? Or kill me now.
I just discovered something that will kill me:
You can actually use sourcream & onion potato crisps (chips in the US) to scoop up potato salad.
That's like, potato and fat plus potato and fat. Brilliant.
You can actually use sourcream & onion potato crisps (chips in the US) to scoop up potato salad.
That's like, potato and fat plus potato and fat. Brilliant.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I just discovered something that will kill me:
You can actually use sourcream & onion potato crisps (chips in the US) to scoop up potato salad.
That's like, potato and fat plus potato and fat. Brilliant.
You can actually use sourcream & onion potato crisps (chips in the US) to scoop up potato salad.
That's like, potato and fat plus potato and fat. Brilliant.
-Republicans suck.
(Undisputed historical fact)
-Democrats cave and let republicans decide everything.
(Uhm, idk, "naive-chic", or maybe, noyce pensions for caving dems?)
Anyway, sorry you're fucked.
Yeah, that's the gist of it; I'm sorry that the US of A seems completely fucked.
(Undisputed historical fact)
-Democrats cave and let republicans decide everything.
(Uhm, idk, "naive-chic", or maybe, noyce pensions for caving dems?)
Anyway, sorry you're fucked.
Yeah, that's the gist of it; I'm sorry that the US of A seems completely fucked.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
-Republicans suck.
(Undisputed historical fact)
-Democrats cave and let republicans decide everything.
(Uhm, idk, "naive-chic", or maybe, noyce pensions for caving dems?)
Anyway, sorry you're fucked.
Yeah, that's the gist of it; I'm sorry that the US of A seems completely fucked.
(Undisputed historical fact)
-Democrats cave and let republicans decide everything.
(Uhm, idk, "naive-chic", or maybe, noyce pensions for caving dems?)
Anyway, sorry you're fucked.
Yeah, that's the gist of it; I'm sorry that the US of A seems completely fucked.
Congrats America!
For the next election, you get to choose from "fascist as fuk" and "not really that fascist but we'll cave anyways."
I.... yeah. Good luck everybody.
For the next election, you get to choose from "fascist as fuk" and "not really that fascist but we'll cave anyways."
I.... yeah. Good luck everybody.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Congrats America!
For the next election, you get to choose from "fascist as fuk" and "not really that fascist but we'll cave anyways."
I.... yeah. Good luck everybody.
For the next election, you get to choose from "fascist as fuk" and "not really that fascist but we'll cave anyways."
I.... yeah. Good luck everybody.
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INVIGORATED by the appearance, in Brooklyn, on my phone, of someone's wifi being called "Routers of Rohan"
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
INVIGORATED by the appearance, in Brooklyn, on my phone, of someone's wifi being called "Routers of Rohan"
Survival tip:
If you are ever attacked by a soccer player; just touch their face. Even the lightest contact will have them rolling on the ground in agony for minutes, allowing you to escape.
If you are ever attacked by a soccer player; just touch their face. Even the lightest contact will have them rolling on the ground in agony for minutes, allowing you to escape.
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Survival tip:
If you are ever attacked by a soccer player; just touch their face. Even the lightest contact will have them rolling on the ground in agony for minutes, allowing you to escape.
If you are ever attacked by a soccer player; just touch their face. Even the lightest contact will have them rolling on the ground in agony for minutes, allowing you to escape.
Is there a list of companies who have officially NOT contributed to Diaper Dons ballroom?
Asking for a multinational employer.
Asking for a multinational employer.
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Is there a list of companies who have officially NOT contributed to Diaper Dons ballroom?
Asking for a multinational employer.
Asking for a multinational employer.
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hello, is there anybody out there
Just nod if you can hear me
Just nod if you can hear me
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hello, is there anybody out there
Just nod if you can hear me
Just nod if you can hear me
I have actually the best posts probably ever, there has been no other post as best as mine postS are bestestest than EVERY OTHER GOD DAMN POST EVER so if you don't like my posts then maybe you should be deported
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I have actually the best posts probably ever, there has been no other post as best as mine postS are bestestest than EVERY OTHER GOD DAMN POST EVER so if you don't like my posts then maybe you should be deported