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“Alright so it was a rhinoceros. Miles away by now”

“—A rhinoceros rampaging thru town!…you don’t even blink”

“Yeah but Asiatic or African? 1 horn or 2?”

“Can’t get 911—all on calls for other rhinoceroses—7 this AM…now 32”

“It’s all a hoax”

- Ionesco
Interesting. I’ve always known it as “Blyatistan” due to the pidgin of Yebatish Blyatistani lived & spoken there.

2/3rds of all speech is Blyat, and the other 1/3rd Yebat, I’ve noticed.
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It’s “nativism”…but Trumpy:
American Nativism in which
Native Americans
aren’t “native”
nor “Americans”

…A fake, faux-gilded, cheap, hollow, intellectually fraudulent counterfeit—which no one but the most gullible & foolish would buy—because it doesn’t even meet ultra-low bar of authentic nativism
January 13, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I’ve heard of “rhinophyma,” but this looks like the first documented case of “rhinophalia”

Aside, of course, from Pinocchio, which arguably doesn’t count, being that it’s wood.

…No, the other kind of wood.
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
TFW “Look what you made me do” energy becomes domestic policy.
January 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by Forsythe
A) Look at the massive redistribution of wealth that happened in the wake of 2008 financial crisis

B) the “new normal” is taxpayer funded bailouts of wealthy who own “too big to fail” & banks, while everyone else is forced into bankruptcy/foreclosures

C) they now also control alt currency: crypto
January 12, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Reposted by Forsythe
I keep trying to get ppl to understand: crashing the economy into an economic depression doesn’t hurt the extremely rich—it helps them…it’s their GOAL…it forces everyone else to sell off all their assets to pay debt—eat—merely survive…allowing the rich to buy up & own literally everything of value
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Maybe I’m cynical, but I have to wonder if Bsky has some internal policy of intentionally not amplifying news that could inflame civil unrest

The discourse around the shootings from individual user accts is trending increasingly toward 2nd amdt references with “protests don’t work” sentiments
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
“What Would Mitch McConnell Do” to become as absolutely obstructionist as senatorially possible throughout Obama’s administration?

WWMMD is your starting point
Build from there

The problem isn’t that Dems lack votes— they lack vision, resolve, principles—*because of THAT* they peel away 0 R-votes
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 PM
2/2
So it feels like a waiting game until he overreaches far enough that his base stops buying his propaganda abt the corruption, lawless destruction, social/internat’l betrayal

Sadly I doubt the MAGA bubble will burst until after he’s caused economic depression + turned the whole world against us
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 AM
1/2
Yes Ma’am, they’ve declared anti-fascism “terrorism” (despite no org/leader/members/locale)…as is filming/protesting ICE

It’s a catch-22 predicament btwn urgency to resist…& awareness they’ll frame meaningful resistance as “terrorism” & escalate—putting everyone at greater risk to life & limb
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 AM
On the one hand, it’s not appropriate to ridicule someone’s speech impediment which they suffer as the result of a stroke.

On the other hand, it’s not appropriate for someone to continue to hold office who has suffered demonstrable decision-making cognitive impairment as a result of that stroke.
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Strong case for the correlation between decline in literacy and democratic decline.

If more ppl read books every once in a while, they’d be able to recognize this kind of thing coming from a mile away, before it ever had a chance to take over and entrench itself.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Won’t dispute that…but MTG does have the ear of—& influence over—disillusioned MAGA voters currently positioned btwn WH rhetoric vs dissenting voices they’ve agreed w B4…like MTG

In that capacity, she’s a catalyst who can seriously erode Trump’s base—bc those ppl def won’t listen to a Dem or “RINO”
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
My brain read this too quickly and replaced “JFK” with “RFK” in a misinterpreted intake

:Screeching tires sound effect:
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Do you seriously not know the difference between El Salvador and Venezuela?

No wonder the “privileged” derision feels like such a gotcha to you….It hits so close personally to home that you think it’ll apply as equally hard-hitting against others.

Ooof y’all. Ooooof.
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM