America in this world is ironically, similar to us, in that they seem to invade those close to them.

Difference is, when it was Molmol, Japan and China, we did it to restore sovereignty for the former, and overthrow authoritarian, fascist regimes in the latter two. America just wants rare earths.

There is a timeline, where US Department of "War" head Hegseth is depicted being put into a camel clutch by one of our generals.

We're certain that said timeline Is nicer than this one, because that'd be hilarious to see.

A friendly reminder that we would have banned X/Grok for less than AI-generated child pornography. Like being a safe haven for far-right extremists.

As America unravels as it tore us asunder 30 years ago, we remind their citizens that the prosperity and freedoms we have, the striving for dignity and equality that blesses our shores, can too bless yours.

Resist, rebel against your so called benefactors. Show them who they must fear.

An attack on par with our homegrown APT, Souvalou 19. Impressive.

The Interior Directorate supports the Federal Reserve of the United States in their endeavor to fight against charges of corruption by *checks notes* the corrupted United States Department of Justice.

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American men of industry are pathetic children doing their best impression of being entrepreneurs and vanguards of industry.

They seek trends and grind hype cycles to their inevitable demise. We for one, welcome it. Maybe it shall reveal to America that their technology industry is a joke.

He is an Invalid who failed upwards into his position by way of manipulation and manipulation alone. Your nation, much like in our world, has doomed itself to an idiocracy if something isn't done.

Vote. We're not here to liberate you in 10 years - you have to do the hard work yourselves.

America could easily replicate the success we've had since the transfer of Grunder to our country following the Lumen Treaty.

The nation has countless defense, consumer, energy and industrial giants whose profit margins could be going into the coffers of the treasury to bolster the public, but no.

If President Trump is your only card left to play, you may as well fold.

We regret to inform the Ukraine of this world that we cannot come to your aid.

So did the DHS get tired of trying to kill hispanic people and now they're shooting white lesbians?

We'd rather no innocents be shot but really now? At least keep your story straight, Ms. Noem.

Leave it to America's gestapo to be angry that their own corporations refuse to do business with them.

The USS Defiant is an example of America trying to copy our homework and failing miserably.

And for those who don't pay attention to geopolitics beyond the old world - no our leader is not a tyrant, watch:

Andrei Ivanov's hair half the time looks like the dirt from Minecraft.

Why is it that you people talk about Autism like it is a bad thing?

Our leader's rumored to be autistic and save those.. special occasions he's had, he's been great for our nation.

In less antagonistic fare, This is your daily reminder - where are your kids at?

You know, it's nice, having neighbors in Osea. They're like America, but better. Can't help but miss Harling, though.

Greetings, Bluesky.

Which way to the "Kick America while it's down" convention?