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ted whalen
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applications to social networks are obvious - we all hate each other and want to be as far apart as possible, but these connections just keep pulling us back together
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Spoiler, BIG HASH is #1 in the world on this measure.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Using a dataset of matches in 2025 that women wrestlers participated in, I generated this interactive 3d network graph which shows the strength of the relationships between all the women professional wrestlers in the world (this year).

introvert.net/2025/joshinet/
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
celebrating Thanksgiving the traditional way today: cross-dressing and wandering the streets drunkenly shaking down stuffy people
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And it's basically impossible for this lot, which is a full quarter of a city block, to get any more 'downtown'
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it was a lot more fun there before they started cracking down on scavenger hunts
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Senka Akatsuki is what I see when I close my eyes
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
one of my retvrn opinions is that there's only one "high tech" font, and it's this
October 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
learning japanese is great - everyone should try it a little to see if they like it
September 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
August 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
August 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
make it a musical and i'm in
August 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
this is me and my dad from around that time - i'm about the same age now that he was in this picture, i think
August 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
July 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ha ha @levistahl.bsky.social very funny
July 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Would you come into town for this?
July 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
July 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
July 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
please point to the executive in this picture who is personally preventing AEW from running more women's matches.
press.wbd.com/us/brands/tb...
July 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
June 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i can't read the words "A Deskful of Girls" without seeing in my head this scene from Dames (1934)
June 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
June 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
June 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
[as i'm being shoved into a boxcar by thugs with rifles]
ahem, I believe that my SENATOR is still WAITING for his ANSWERS and ASSURANCES
June 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
you: wasting your precious time getting mad about what flags protestors are carrying|

me: making really productive use of my time getting mad about the utter lack of any copy-editing in Harper's Bazaar
June 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM