involuntaryorange
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reluctant citrus with a lot of wasted potential
I don't understand why the correct answer doesn't fit in the NYTimes Sunday crossword. Must be some kind of gimmick @greatesttrek.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I don't understand why the correct answer doesn't fit in the NYTimes Sunday crossword. Must be some kind of gimmick @greatesttrek.com
I never noticed the HomeGoods smokestack, presumably because I was too busy trying not to die
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I never noticed the HomeGoods smokestack, presumably because I was too busy trying not to die
This guy is actually still waiting to get out of his spot
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This guy is actually still waiting to get out of his spot
South Loop in Chicago. There's actually a below-ground level that is the most claustrophobic parking garage I've ever been in.
December 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
South Loop in Chicago. There's actually a below-ground level that is the most claustrophobic parking garage I've ever been in.
Another favorite
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Another favorite
Me: Say, what am I supposed to do with all these tiny cheeses?
My cheese advent calendar:
My cheese advent calendar:
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Me: Say, what am I supposed to do with all these tiny cheeses?
My cheese advent calendar:
My cheese advent calendar:
Hard to beat this IMDb trivia for "The Train" (1964)
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Hard to beat this IMDb trivia for "The Train" (1964)
We don't talk enough about how pretty Judge Reinhold was in Beverly Hills Cop.
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
We don't talk enough about how pretty Judge Reinhold was in Beverly Hills Cop.
Pretty underwhelmed by the raunchiness of this ostensibly raunchy trivia, tbh
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Pretty underwhelmed by the raunchiness of this ostensibly raunchy trivia, tbh
Packaging today doesn't have the guts to go as hard as 1980s packaging did
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Packaging today doesn't have the guts to go as hard as 1980s packaging did
(Me, an intellectual) This is MY Hall and Oates
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
(Me, an intellectual) This is MY Hall and Oates
The same photographer has other photos from that same event that look not quite as insane (but still terrible), so there's definitely something going on with that specific photo. www.gettyimages.ca/detail/news-photo/president-donald-trump-greets-fifa-president-gianni-news-photo/2240469690
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The same photographer has other photos from that same event that look not quite as insane (but still terrible), so there's definitely something going on with that specific photo. www.gettyimages.ca/detail/news-photo/president-donald-trump-greets-fifa-president-gianni-news-photo/2240469690
This stuff smells so much like stale urine it's actually impressive. Pure, distilled eau de subway station elevator.
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This stuff smells so much like stale urine it's actually impressive. Pure, distilled eau de subway station elevator.
If I were the teacher in Dead Poets Society
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If I were the teacher in Dead Poets Society
Pumpkin chode
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pumpkin chode
It's blanket day, y'all
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's blanket day, y'all
This doesn't SEEM like a great way to trim your pubes but maybe I'm just a coward
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This doesn't SEEM like a great way to trim your pubes but maybe I'm just a coward
Sometimes you just need to get dragged through the garden
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sometimes you just need to get dragged through the garden
I disagree with this answer in today's NYT crossword. We have no idea if Jabba the Hutt is obese; he could be the ideal weight for a Hutt
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I disagree with this answer in today's NYT crossword. We have no idea if Jabba the Hutt is obese; he could be the ideal weight for a Hutt
This billboard confuses me every time I pass it. What on earth are the other 75% of hot car deaths??
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This billboard confuses me every time I pass it. What on earth are the other 75% of hot car deaths??
Can vouch for these
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Can vouch for these
I love how the refusal to do product placement in this Ring ad creates the worst party guests ever. Showing up with two liters of store-brand orange soda, 3-in-1 checkers/chess, Plausibly Scrabble, and something called... "Bug Box"?
September 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I love how the refusal to do product placement in this Ring ad creates the worst party guests ever. Showing up with two liters of store-brand orange soda, 3-in-1 checkers/chess, Plausibly Scrabble, and something called... "Bug Box"?