I mean, "able to effectively scam people without feeling guilty about it" is technically a characteristic, but probably not one we should be cultivating

I never noticed the HomeGoods smokestack, presumably because I was too busy trying not to die

I will frequently just pay to park on Clybourn to avoid the whole thing

The video doesn't capture the full sensory experience: the smell of car exhaust, the shrieking sound that tires make on the rubberized pavement

Wow, this might be the winner*

*negative

This guy is actually still waiting to get out of his spot

South Loop in Chicago. There's actually a below-ground level that is the most claustrophobic parking garage I've ever been in.

As someone who lives west of you I can attest: oh, it's coming

My initial reading of this was that you wanted a hat that *metaphorically* communicated that, and I was like... a beanie pulled down over your eyes?

The devil's got enough advocates, dude

Yeah, I have never heard of anyone deep-frying latkes. Standard is a shallow fry. You can get away with about a quarter inch of oil.

Another favorite

Who even IS this Ethan guy who's always at her house? Some kind of situationship?

Having $800M in your investment account vs $400M doesn't change your life at all, but having a labor market where your underlings are desperate to cling to jobs vs one where they can walk across the street and get a better offer makes a huge difference in the day to day reality of the very wealthy

Well now I have to buy a physical calendar and print out some stickers

"There I was, practicing my go-to karaoke song as I walked through our shared apartment, and just as I was belting out the chorus of 'Making Love Out of Nothing At All' I slipped on a discarded sock. Ed just happened to be coming out of the bathroom after a shower..."

"I tripped and fell on his dick" is true for once?

"Oh it's 3pm, time for my mid-afternoon taco. Just to tide me over until dinner"