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Amanda Read
@ireadinamanda.bsky.social
GenX single mom slogging through untreated mental “situations” with sarcasm, dark humor, and coffee.
Is this what Meth feels like?
Sure, I had dark chocolate covered espresso beans for lunch.
And, maybe it wasn’t a good idea after having 3 iced lattes for breakfast.
However….YOLO.
But, now I can hear colors. And, let me tell ya, purple is a bitch.
I’m pretty sure this is what Meth feels like. 🤔
June 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Elon Musk gets a lot of hate.

But it's not enough. We can do better.
February 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by Amanda Read
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My emotional support rotisserie chicken and @altnps.bsky.social are the only things keeping me sane this week.
February 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
As a lactose adverse person was it a good idea to eat a pint of ice cream before bed?
I mean… how are we supposed to FO if we don’t FA?
It’s called growth, Susan.
Being as it was espresso ice cream, the growth obviously wasn’t in intelligence but that’s neither here nor there.
February 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The awesome thing about having terminal cancer is I’ve given up all pretense of being a responsible adult.
My kid wants waffles covered in Hershey’s syrup and whipped cream for dinner 4 times in a row
Fuck yeah!!
February 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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