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💋uhhshaaay
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First I’m sour, then I’m sweet 🤗.
My car looks chewed the fuck up. Like Thanos took a bite and spit it out!
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Then I underline the word and write the definition on the page 🫶🏾
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 AM
God, my seatbelt and airbags saved my little life tonight.
January 11, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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Obviously it’s very limited safe spaces for y’all to do this but I’m letting you know rn you’ll save yourself years of suffering and feeling misaligned by just facing the issue now and freeing yourself… 6 month regroup, grief and therapy instead of a lifetime of numbing it…
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
This the one!
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Rihanna be pissing me off with these underwire teddies, baby dolls, and slips.

And no catsuits.
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Every accusation is a confession.
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The Pitt is back already!!
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
A real live buzz kill
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I hate to hear a dj do a robertkelly set.
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Please dont let any high horse fitness person shame you from starting your fitness journey on the 1st. Do what works for you.

Fuck them.
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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[Flourish and shout.]
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m gumbo wasted.
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Excuse me?!
National Guard deploying to New Orleans for enhanced security through Mardi Gras
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Pray for the Lord to order your steps so you can meet your man on your favorite aisle at HEB.
Tell me if I’m wrong… i dont wanna get on dating apps because I just want things to be organic and in person but I also don’t wanna go outside and I also don’t wanna answer back to DMs on any of my SM… I also just feel like… if we don’t live in the same area we were never supposed to meet 😂
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I think it is detrimental to raise a black child or POC child in predominantly white communities. I will die on this hill.
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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can't wait for this AI bubble to pop because these RAM prices are insane
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy Friday doggies and kitties!
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What the fuck
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I love me some Chico sticks and bit o honeys… only thing missing is the coconut long boys!
I was just berated by a group of 24 year olds because they said I had "Old People's candy" in my office. The candy in question...
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was up later than I needed to be cleaning and being handy lol
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When I blow kisses my lips make a heart ❣️ #youcare
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The doll is TIRED!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM